beths idol gweyneth paltrow new cookbook flops

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  1. R.P. McMurphy

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    I never thought this Jew broad was hot or talented . . . :coffee:

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    P.S And it's a fucking insult that she participates in the publication of a cooking book . . . :coffee:
     
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    "...it would cost $300 a DAY to feed a family, based on Paltrow’s recipes...Her egg white omelet, for instance, calls for duck eggs and will cost you $30 to make. Her fish fingers recipe for kids will set you back $71.50."
     
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    Well, of course. It's no Vegucating Robin.
     
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    Paltrow's cookbook isn't for normal people. She lives as UK royalty. Her cookbook sounds elitist, just like her iPhone app.
     
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    Finally, we agree on something!

    Now you can die in peace.

    No, really: I hate that cunt. :mad:
     
  7. RumBalls

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    Not practical for the average family?
     
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    What an annoying little rich girl...duck eggs? Really? I can't wait to see her kids (with the annoying names of Apple and Moses) turn out like when they're teenagers.
     
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    I hope the guy from the eater.com who reviewed this book also reviews Robin's. Here is part of his review.

    The book is styled to look like a J. Crew catalog and aimed at working moms trying to get their kids to eat stupid vegetables, but it is wildly deceptive in that it promotes a ludicrously horseshit vegan diet that rules out pretty much everything. Under the advice of doctors who push nonsense like "psychospiritual nutrition," that means something called an "elimination diet." Specifically: No coffee, alcohol, dairy, sugar, shellfish, deepwater fish, potatoes, bell peppers, eggplant, corn, wheat, meat, gluten, soy, or anything processed at all. It's All Good is drenched in a chatty faux-populism that could only come from a rich person fearlessly boasting about her life of privilege. While her first cookbook, My Father's Daughter, was jammed full of absurd lines and celebrity friend name-dropping, Paltrow toned it down a bit on her second attempt. But this book is still more of the same: From mentioning that she frequents trendy New York City restaurants like Frankies, Empellon, and David Chang's, to namedropping her celebrity BFFs like Bush lead singer Gavin Rossdale and Cameron Diaz (who's a "master popcorn maker"). Paltrow also casually writes that she overnights homemade vegan cookies to her manager and often has a surfeit of apples from the trees on her $5.4M five-bedroom Hamptons summer home. There's also a recommendation for a $500 blender. Here now, the best lines from It's All Good:
     
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    Jew broad. Writes cookbooks.
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...cunty cunt.
     
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    Good.

    Don't get me wrong, she's extremely qualified to write a cookbook (being an actress who pretends to be fake people and all) but I'm happy to see that the one thing she created by herself failed miserably.

    Actors, without directors and writers, would be waiters. Not chefs.
     
  13. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...she was handed her lifestyle since she comes from a well respected family of actors. read spoiled rotten pet.
     
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    That shit's hysterical! These Hollywood libtards are the fucking dumbest of the dumb.
     
  15. AuntDolly

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    Eat a sandwich, you pretentious bitch.

    Talk about winning the DNA lottery...if she hadn't been born to Bruce Paltrow & Blythe Danner, she'd be working at a Whole Foods right now.
     
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    They keep saying she's beautiful, but she just looks FUGLY to me .... :dontknow:
     
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    I can't wait for Beth's Posh Pets to flop and she tries something like a cookbook like her idol, Gwyneth...we can look forward to exciting and healthy recipes like this...
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    She has a COOKBOOK with the name My Father's Daughter. For one of them she got a million dollar advance. Meanwhile, the publishing biz wonders why it is dieing, maybe because you cheat actual writers and dedicate all the resources to names that will never make you your money back. If I was running a publishing company the last thing I'd do is give a bunch of money to an actor as they have nothing upstairs, and thus, cannot be entertaining.
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...or at least have somebody proof read what theyre publishing instead of just throwing money around because an ignorant public is starstruck. these people shit and wipe like anybody else.
     
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