Beth's Kitty Tree

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  1. Jon Hein is God

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  2. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Spell RED? ...L-S-T-E-R Gold

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    I hate to admit it, but it is a cute pic.
     
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    it is. but did they glue each cat to its perch?

    srs. i can't get ONE cat to sit still for a nice pic, and i'm supposed to believe she got that many to all sit still?

    not buying it.
     
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    Wait, where's Beth???
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    [​IMG]

    Attending to the only tree she cares about.....her money tree!
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Yeah, really though...what the fuck!? Did Howard have Marisol blow weed smoke in their kitty faces five minutes before the shoot?
     
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    Kitty Ludes?


    anyone who has a cat, especially anyone who has more than one, knows that it must be statistically impossible to get them all to sit there without attacking each other, licking their butts, or jumping off.

    Coud Howard have gotten that good at PS that he took a million different shots and then made it into one? is that even possible?
     
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    Childless-ness = insanity, growing feverishly month after month.

    It goes against female nature- this is like those sci-fi movies where the monster is getting more and more filled with rage and is about to lash out at the world in an apocalyptic way.
     
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    Maybe they are sitting there because they hate her too. If they all sit there happy, she will leave them all alone and just scare them with that fucking smile.
     
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    it's possible... and not all that hard if you're good, but howard's not good
     
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    MAybe it is the pic from the advertisement of the cat tree she bought with NSAL donations.
     
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    it's also horribly lit, and not 100000000% washed out with too much lighting.

    something is rotten in Chimneyville.
     
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    Adoraboe!

    But also what Bye You! said.
     
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    it must be new. New cat trees, new boxes, new bags.... They're like magnets
     
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    UV light tells a different story....

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    :lol:
     
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    [video=youtube_share;k2-15mYWpmA]http://youtu.be/k2-15mYWpmA[/video]
     
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    It'd require a stationary camera, a static lighting source and countess hours.

    If anything, Howard (or somebody) shopped the cats into the photo. Which wouldn't be terribly hard to do, but it's above Howard's paygrade. Unless he's improved significantly over the last year.