Beth's Latest Foster Failure - Courtesy of Robin Quivers

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  1. Uncle Larry

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    Looks like there's another foster back at chimney manor - the one that Robin took in (Ziggy):

    "Sometimes an adopter's resident kitty just isn't ready to add to the family. So, Ziggy is back with us and is so happy to see Bliss again and is already buddies with Peter Parker!'

     
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    That poor cat has seen horrors the rest of us could only imagine exist in the darkest depths of hell.
     
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    The cat got ahold of one two many full colostomy bags outa the trash can
     
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    Howard said Robin took in one of their foster cats. Howard asked how things are working out. Robin said they're working out very well so far. Robin said she has him in his own room. Robin said she has to keep him away from her other cats for a little while. Robin said he was just as chipper today as he was last night. Robin said he looks forward to her petting him. Robin said that he is using his litter box and all of that. She said it's working. Howard said it's a happy love fest. Robin said his name is Ziggy.

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news15/7-27.htm
     
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    Beth the Cat Whisperer couldn't have a come to Jesus conversation with Robin's inhospitable cat?
     
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    Howard said Robin is pulling the corn pieces out of ziggy's shit, Robin said that's the only way she can get any sleep. Howard said that the lovely Beth O would love to bring ziggy back to her cat terrarium, Robin said she can have that cat back and that he's a real loser. Howard said that he loves to watch cuckhold videos where the cuck get's to play the skin flute.

    Man...I could really do the Marksfriggin thing...
     
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    Beth couldn't prep a cat for a crazy cat lady? The woman is useless. She's not even a good beard for Howard anymore.
     
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    :facepalm: When is Beefus just going to go on a nice long vacation.....
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    He's stuck in his own room where Robin can't even pet him, but it's working out very well?? A happy love fest?? I guess that's what it would sound like coming from a man who locked himself away from his family.
     
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    Robin didn't really want that cat. She just felt pressured to take in one of Beth's precious fosters.
     
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    Juice Cleanse witness.
     
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    So she just threw the cat away, like she does with every single relationship she's ever had with a beating heart? Shocking. Fucking cunt.
     
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    That's the second one of Beth's fosters to be returned in a week. Thursday another cat was retuned, also because it supposedly didn't get along with the resident pets. Funny these 2 cats got along fine with Beth's cats and the other fosters but not the cats in their new homes. Wonder if there was really some other reason or they just didn't give it enough time (as some of Beth's IG followers suggested). Either way, she's not doing a very good job of screening adopters.
     
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    Oh yeah, remember all of Howard's rants about irresponsible people who adopt pets and then return them? Even when it was due to a death or illness in the family that was no excuse, they were still assholes and should have done more research before making a commitment to adopt. I'm sure Robin will get a free pass on this, just like she does with being a big fatso while he ridicules everyone else.
     
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    didn't he go off on Ellen about that?
     
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    Forget Ziggy...call him, "Pon."
     
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    I wanna try ..

    Robin said she didn't have time to feed or take care of the foster cat. Robin said she was too busy having Peruvian witch doctors place rocks and garbage on her chest. Robin said she returned the cat to NSAL and on the way home was very hungry and couldn't find vegetables anywhere so stopped at Wendys for a hammock of french fries. Howard said, 'Anything else Robin?' and they went to commercials.
     
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    I know that the words in her post go together and there is a rational flow to them. But damn did it take me four or five times to understand what the hell she was talking about.
     
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