Beth's meditation gets interrupted by house cats

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Not a moments peace in the 50 room Mausoleum





    bethostern
    6 hours ago
    I tried to sneak away from everyone to meditate. #nosuchluck#iloveit
     
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    #Dumbcunt
     
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    Regardless of many housekeepers Howie has, that house has to smell like a litter box all the time. Should have just let her have a kid Howie...now, you are stuck with a crazy woman trying compensate cats for her realization that she will never be a mother.
     
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    Seems like she is bothering them, not the other way around

    Are those bridal Vermont teddy bears?? :jj:
     
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    Tried to sneak away from everyone? Who the fuck is everyone? And why would she need to sneak away? Such a liar.
     
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    If only one of those cats had cat scratch fever.
     
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    She is sneaking away from the people taking care of the cats.
     
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    Yeah, meditation.

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    Allegedly.
     
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    I think she's writing from the cat's point of view. They appear to be trying to meditate but can't get away from that grating voice.
     
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    Meditation hardly seema necessary when a mind is already empty.
     
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    Isn't she capable of closing a door? And why would she have her phone with her a turned on when she is supposedly meditating.
     
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    I can't stress enough how disturbing of a relationship Wigtard & Beefwhore have. She talks, sounds, behaves & presents herself like a fucking retarded ten year old. You put that together with the fact that gay, old Jew lady Wiggy loves babysitter porn and that is some creepy shit. :coffee:
     
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    lol.
     
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    So does every person Howard encounters have to do TM? My mind is like a hamster wheel.... It must be easy when your brain is mush......
     
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    From Beth Fan Page
     
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    This. It is all utter lying nonsense.
     
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    My answer would be no. I don't think she's mentally capable of closing a door. She was probably distracted from the sound of Consuela picking up all the empty wine bottles.
     
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    I have to defend her here. Life of a mommy with a bunch of young ones is SO tough!
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    True, but something tells me he's not into "molesting" her, so it's okay. Also, they don't live together.
     
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