Stern Show Beth's missing eye "Collectors Edition"

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Make sure you collect all three.





     
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    the G-man Well-Known Member

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    I took my 15-year-old cat to the vet hospital today. He has a recurring Eye infection. I have to give him drops four times a day for 10 days. My cat is lucky he wasnt adopted by Beth.
     
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    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

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    What if we all chipped in to buy this vapid bitch a fucking life already.

    I mean this is just fucking ridiculous.

    I have to wonder if she knows how to go potty by herself.
     
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    Howard needed more marboes, so he picked out a few new cat's eyes.
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    There's a joke in there somewhere, or then again, maybe not . . . . . :nutpunch:
     
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    the G-man Well-Known Member

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    I could hypothetically applaud this if it seemed as if she was trying to encourage people to adopt special needs pets. But in her case it comes off as "look at me. I'm special."
     
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    I think Beff is a witch

    She uses the eyes in her spells , of course she has a Mexican to toil over the cauldron while she lays on the floor
     
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    I couldn't agree more. It's always been about Beth, Beth, Beth.

    Just by looking at her posts, you can clearly see there is one and one thing only the exact same in each and every one of them..... HER FUCKING FACE front and center.
     
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    Cue Jackie Jokeman: "Aye-aye-aye!"
     
  10. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    There must be something to it that some of the cats only have one eye, in most photos she only shows one eye. Is it an illuminati thing? Where is Winst, maybe he/ShE can post a Lisa Left Eye video.
     
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    Did anyone ever think of compiling all the pics of the eyeless cats and reporting this cunt to the ASPCA or Humane Society or somewhere? It would probably do no good, but maybe it might put her on notice to cut the crap.
     
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  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    She reads this board. Ima skerred for your kitty. Hide well.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Meh. Witches are smart.
     
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    Well, this is very interesting!
    http://www.natural-wonder-pets.com/munchausen-by-proxy-with-pets.html
    Munchausen By Proxy
    With Pets
    by Gary Le Mon

    As an herbalist with a special interest in natural health care for dogs and cats, I get to observe many different relationships between owners and their pets. Over the years I have seen a small number of pet owners exhibit a certain bizarre psychological behavior. This behavior follows the classic symptoms of Munchausen By Proxy Syndrome (MBPS). The only difference is that the syndrome I observe uses the family dog or cat as proxy and becomes a rare but devastating form of animal cruelty.

    Munchausen By Proxy Syndrome involves a primary caregiver or guardian exaggerating or fabricating the symptoms of an illness, the illness itself, or multiple illnesses in the person (or pet) they care for. MBPS is a factitious (artificially produced) form of mental illness associated with severe mental difficulties. A caregiver will intentionally harm the child or pet – or describe non-existent symptoms of an illness – in order to get sympathy for bearing the burden, praise for such devotion, or a deeper relationship with a doctor, veterinarian or other health care provider.

    Some time ago I received an email from a would-be customer that read, My dog has kidney disease, high blood pressure, Cushing’s disease, pulmonary hypertension, bladder stones, diabetes and now a skin condition caused by the Cushing’s where she blisters & peels like sunburn. Her antibiotic shampoo washes off the flea and tick medicine I was using. Is your TripleSure Natural Flea & Tick Spray ok to use on her skin? Also can I use your DentaSure All-Natural Oral Care Spray with all the medicines she is taking for her medical problems? I will be waiting for your reply.

    Responsible dog lover? Or is she the proud owner of a pity party with four legs and a tail? A common trait among MBPS sufferers is their adamant denial that they have this dysfunction. I could be wrong in my assumption and, if so, I would not want to add to her unhappy situation.

    I responded with, While our natural health care pet products would work very well on your dog, it sounds like the last thing she needs is more medication. All too often we find that the interaction of multiple medications, especially prescription drugs, brings on more side effects and other conditions than they cure. My best advice to you is to find a responsible holistic veterinarian in your area who will treat your dog as a complete physiological system instead of a collection of symptoms to cover up. Please visit the American Holistic Veterinary Medical Association at holisticvetlist.com and find a professional who is experienced in the use of healing herbs and whose real interest is to save your dog’s life. I wish you all the best.

    I’m still waiting for her reply.

    Complicating the victim proxy’s health problems even further is Big Pharma’s prescription drugs that target only the symptoms and not the root cause of the illness. What’s more, by zeroing in on the specific symptom that a single agent will alleviate, drug designers ignore the remaining spectrum of plant constituents that Nature so richly (and wisely) intends for our complete healing. The consequence of such pinpoint symptom-only targeting is a list of side effects like the ones in TV commercials that the friendly voiceover tosses off as "practically harmless."

    Even well-meaning doctors and veterinarians make debilitating mistakes with prescription drugs. Imagine the devastation a person afflicted with Munchausen By Proxy Syndrome can cause when her goal is to gather sympathy because of her “sick little dog.”

    The answer is to become more aware of MBPS and speak up when something doesn’t seem right. Animal cruelty is a crime no matter how much or how little a person is aware of their actions. In the case of a defenseless dog or cat, it’s always best to err on the side of caution.

    Call your local SPCA, Humane Society or Animal Rescue. Put yourself in your best friend’s position. If the person you depend on is also the person who hurts you the most, wouldn’t you want somebody to speak up for you?
     
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    Beth is worse than those guys on Slumdog millionaire who poured acid into the kids eyes because they could get more money begging if they were mutilated. Ironically, Beth's "followers" mostly reside in the slums of India and also have a soft spot for mutilated cats!
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    I believe this is exactly what's going on.

    Her descent into cat-madness has been incredibly rapid.

    Props to Dlist for pointing out the dark circles under her eyes. I'm sure after she shot the picture she went back to rocking back and forth.

    Bitch is CRAYZEE!!!

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    I've had lots of cats, pets, etc. Never had to pluck an eye out of any of them. And she's got three? Something ain't right.
     
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    It's just so odd that there is a constant stream of cats destined to lose eyes in the Stern mansion. There's no other reason for it other than for Beth to attention whore up her Instagram as the Mother Teresa of eyeless cats. No doubt there is someone hired by the Stern team to seek out these cats. She got a lot of attention when Buddy got his eyes removed. The poor thing suffered way too much before that vet took over his care. However, all that matters is how many "likes" she gets on social media. Sadly, it's her only form of success, besides gold digging, which she is the queen of.
     
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    I see a pattern emerging...
     
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    I had a one eyed dog once but I have to admit that all these one-eyed cats living with Beth is REALLY strange. How could there be this many one-eyed stray cats around? I was starting to research whether Munchausen by Proxy has been found in pet-owners when I saw the above article. Could she really be this nuts? I think that it is sometimes triggered by traumatic events, where a little crazy jumps to a lot crazy. Could it be brought on by husband's affair with a co-worker and living separately, perhaps? In any event, this is not good.
     
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