Beth's mom hands

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Beth is in Pittsburgh. This is her mom's hands on a foster. This is what Beth's hands will look like one day.




    bethosternMy Mom's Foster, Lizzie. Can't wait to post the pics of her eye when it's all healed!!! She had surgery 2 days ago. Taking a break from her cone. She's a lap kitten. #supersweetcalico❤️






    bethosternHey Pittsburgh! My mom's foster kitten Lizzie (now my foster). ❤️. Anyone in Pittsburgh want to adopt her before I take her back to NYC tomorrow? Pls email us at bethsternfosters@gmail.com with a contact number and pet history. She'll be ready for adoption in a week. And she's delicious!!!!! ❤️ (eye recovering beautifully after surgery) #calico#lapkitten
     
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    first bionic cat
     
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    tired Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Listen I don't know if this bitch is sincere in her efforts but if she is god bless her
     
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    Those are fingers and don't look that bad.
     
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    And if by "one day" you mean a week from next Thursday, then yes, we're in complete agreement. :)
     
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    I wonder if they are Shaq size hands like Beth's?
     
  8. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    She flew to Pittsburgh to see her mom's cat?

    I'd like to see that tax deduction scrutinized.
     
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    Old lady ring: Check

    Skinny zero-muscle-tone legs in mom jeans in a feminine pose: Check

    Retarded cat: Check

    Pretty sure that's Gunky. :no:
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Beth is in Pittsburgh? What is she having done?

    A) eyes

    B) cheek filler

    C) hair extensions

    D) lypo

    E) lobotomy

    F) Botox

    G) all of the above
     
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    Yet another cat w/ a fucked up eye. What an angoe for rescuing all of these fucked up cats which should be euthanized. Who's the white cat? Is that a new one she kept?
    She must know that her sugar daddy is a liar about his germaphobe shit or she must be a real passive aggressive cunt for torturing him w/ all these cats. A real germaphobe would die with cats litter box feet walking all over the place. :grad:
     
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    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    Do you have any healthy cats that are all in one piece, you twat?

    #martyrdumb
     
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    H) new tits :grad:
     
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    Dumb cunt still doesn't understand the purpose of hash tags. :lol:
     
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    After the radio show ends, Howard will collect and store all of the cat turds in jars around the apartment.
     
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    Even better. Her mom got a hold of a stray, so Beth flew to Pittsburgh to bring it back to NYC because that's the only real way to rescue it.

    It's starting to feel like Beth is a Nazi going around gathering up all the one eyed cats and marching them to NSAL's camp.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The so environmentally conscious Stern's with their carbon friendly 50,000 sq ft of homes for two people once again show their commitment to the environment flying to Pittsburg for a stray cat. Never been to Pittsburg but I'm willing to bet they have an animal shelter there that could deal with this cat. But then there would be no photo op and self congratulatory Instagram would there. Fame whoring cunt.
     
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    Daughter like mother in home furnishing taste.:snicker: Take a look at that maroon pleather couch and K mart floor rug.
    From this picture Howard isn't floating that household financially .
     
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    Beth went to Pittsburgh for her 25th High School Reunion. Getting the cat was just a way to write off the trip.
     
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