Beth's Motive For All The "Fostering"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Jul 17, 2013.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Six new kittens last week and a bulldog this week all under the care of their new foster mom Consuela (with Beth taking the credit). What's driving this sudden urge to foster pets after years of just promoting their adoption at NSAL. I'm guessing that biological clock is start to tick very loudly and Beth thinks that by overruning their house with animals Howard will give in to her wishes for a human baby in exchange for a limit on the number of animals in the house. Keep in mind their two serious baby talks have come in the summer months.
     
  2. Dlist

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    Here is the deal...she didn't realize that fostering would bring her much kiss ass from her twitter followers. Now she wants to be the Queen of Fostering. Since she never really grabbed the Queen of the Hamptons, as Howard likes to say.
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Everyone look at me!!!! It's all about me!!!! Whether tweets of bikini pics, model pics, NSAL pics, foster pics,etc. Keep staying "out of the public eye".
     
  4. Slappy

    Slappy Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking the fees NSAL gets from her adopted-rescued-foster kittens goes directly toward "Bianca's Furry Friends".

    Also, her latest show was an epic failure. Fostering is her new gig.
     
  5. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    "Spokespersons" are paid representatives
    Housing and promoting "fostering" while being a paid representative

    Tax write off for chimney manor. :dontknow:

















    Allegedly
     
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  6. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Man, I hope she has a black baby
     
  7. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Howard would rather have 5000 cats in his home than have another kid.
     
  8. Groucho Marx

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    She's a woman so she desperately wanted a kid. Now she is coming close to the point where she can't have one, and if she tried, it would have a high chance of having Down's Syndrome. This depresses her. All the handbags and expensive dinners she thought she wanted are now less important to her and she has to find some way of filling the void in her soul.
     
  9. Dlist

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    She HAS a soul?? Hmm, new development.
     
  10. schnauzer

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    Another book, perchance? :dontknow:
     
  11. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    No f*ing way...she couldn't take being brutalized on Amazon again.
     
  12. Droog

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    It is amusing how she tries to take credit for all this pet rescue shit. She does photo ops and has staff take care of the pets. I'd like to see one picture of Beth walking a dog and picking up its poop. You'll never find that photo because it doesn't happen.
     
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    Ok this may be a rant..but
    You know what a real rescuer has to deal with? Cleaning out cages, and when fostering a dog that has aggressive issues that can't be resolved...having to put them down (that happened once for me, it was awful).

    Oh and by the way, seeing a dog brought in that was hit by a car, and b/c we had no money to have surgery, it had to be put down. THAT is the real side of rescue and foster.

    And off my soap box NOW.
     
  14. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Vapid wife, empty life.
     
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    Had to laugh when Howard said Molly had it all going on, that she is a real talent. He must be so sad that Beth has NOTHING going on, and every endeavor of hers has FAILED.
     
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    I think its because she has the brain of a 20 year old - Is there much difference inbetween Ashley & Beth mentially??? Beth has 21 years on her & they kinda act exactly the same
     
  17. Droog

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    I couldn't agree more. I have one dog. It's a pain in the ass because she needs to be walked in the morning before work and after dinner. It doesn't matter if it's 10 or 100 degrees outside, she demands a walk. During said walk, we have to pick up her shit because she shits on her walks. She sheds, so we're constantly vacuuming. Going away somewhere is a major pain in the ass because it isn't easy asking anyone to take care of her. Beth can take in 100 animals in chimney manor and never have to lay eyes on a single one. I'm sure she's not filling food and water bowls or dealing with litter boxes. For the Sterns, having a pet is like visiting a friend who has a pet.
    I've heard that is a sign of psychological trauma. That's why Beth sounds like a teenager when she talks and is always acting like a little girl. Something must have happened to her in her teens. Perhaps those visits from the principal weren't so innocent....
     
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    changing the world, one cat at a time
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    No way on the baby. Howie was fussing about Ashley when he was in his early 40s. There is no way he is tying on a kid until he is into his 70s. His view: I earned the Hollywood Howie years.
     
  20. HooHoo

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    Aint that the fuckin truth

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