Beth's Nat Geo biography

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I know we've all seen multiple Bio's of Beth on pages but I wanted to post this because now I feel bad. I always thought Howard paid/pulled strings for her FHM shoots, media exposure, and future jobs, when in FACT, it was the public who I guess based on her top media movies, top modeling, and sitting in Howard's apt, voted her among the top 100 sexiest women of the year and broke her out of her "shy girl" shell.

    I kind of feel bad now, that this "simple" and "shy" woman was thrust into all this fame by the public. Boy, is my face red now for making fun of her. :snicker:



    http://ngc-uat.nationalgeographic.com/wild/spoiled-rotten-pets/articles/about-beth-stern/



    "Beth's simple, successful life and career would soon be turned upside down after one very special dinner party. Though neither was supposed to attend, Beth hit it off with Howard Stern at a New York City restaurant in 2000. While he was accustomed to the media hype, Beth was unprepared for all the attention she received. She remained in the background for some time(Poor thing), deflecting questions or avoiding the paparazzi altogether. Finally, after FHM readers ranked her among the Top 100 Sexiest Women of the Year, she decided to emerge from her shell and did a cover shoot for the magazine."
     
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  2. Wesmantooth

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    What about the super star European modoing? Was she in her shell then? What a nasty gash
     
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    Why is she always photographed on the left? Is she Barbra Streisand or something?
     
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    Godammit LT, would you just change your av back already.
     
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    "Since her relationship with Howard Stern went public, Beth has become a household name. She regularly graces magazine covers and continues to work as a TV host and correspondent, most recently as the host of the hit HGTV series “Mom Caves” and a new special “Posh Pets” coming to HGTV this summer..."

    The hit HGTV series Mom Caves.

    You got to be blowing me.
     
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    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    Because when she is photographed from the right, she looks like this:


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  7. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Or this....

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  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    :snicker:
     
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    "Her mother was a relatively accomplished model, and ushered Beth into fashion shows when she was only 9 years old. Beth moved to New York at 19 and was soon sent to Europe, where she spent 4 years doing European catalogues and magazines in Germany, Paris, Milan, South Africa, and Spain. Upon returning to New York, she continued her work in catalogues and national commercials."

    So where's all the evidence of this ever happening? :coffee:
     
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    Holy shit monsoon is going to blow a gasket over this.
     
  11. ohmicah

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    That's the same BS bio she used for True Beauty.
     
  12. Beth143nacho

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    They could've ended the bio after two words: "Beth's simple"
     
  13. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Fixed.
     
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    Funny stuff
     
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    Her right ear is severely deformed. Between that and extra bones in her chest I think it's safe to say she is some kind of mutant.

    It's funny how they keep pointing out for no apparent reason that neither was supposed to be at that dinner. Protesting too much it looks like.
     
  16. Samurai

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    1.) All the hard digging, fact checking, investigative journalists who cover pop culture could hold a meeting in a laundry hamper.
    2.) The story of her fraudulent past wouldn't sell -- the vast majority of the American public don't know who Beth is.
     
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    :puke:
     
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    they have omitted her career on the david letterman show, i wonder why