Stern Show Beth's new blind foster, Howard named her Marzipan

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Marzipan sounds like an antidepressant. Also what's with all the eye removals? It's just getting creepy now.
     
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    You gotta figure at some point she will exhaust the world's supply of blind cats. Then what the hell is she gonna do???

    Oh, yeah. Get regular cats and just have Lupita blind them for her.
     
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    I don't mean to sound like a heartless asshole but isn't it better to put these blind kittens down?
     
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    This begs the question.........if us dawgies has both eyes removed, will Dawg start a braille website?
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Name the next one "Krazy Coo Coo Kaka."
     
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    It's like she looks forward to removing their eyes
     
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    She has a jar of them now. She's starting a collection.
     
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    Beth has developed a foolproof method to determine the extent of feline blindness. She places the cat in question on a piano bench, if this then happens we know the diagnosis.
     
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    Anyone here ever eaten an eyeball? Its a delicacy in some cultures.
     
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    I'm thinking it's about time for another book.
    Can Yoda and the nice lady teach little blind Marzipan how to overcome blindness with love ?
    :gross:
     
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    :facepalm:
    I would love for someone to diagnose her. Fucking weirdo cunt is about right. But there's gotta be something really seriously wrong with her.
     
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    Fucking mansion is turning into some nightmare scene out of slum dog millionaire. She'll be blinding those poor healthy cats with a hot spoon in no time.
     
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    Another cat, more work for the hired help.
     
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    Alright, you guys are finally getting to me...what in the hell is with all of this eye removal?

    Devil's advocate: Maybe this is a common thing and it's just not mentioned much. Maybe, just maybe she's helping. I don't know, I'm torn on this. It does seem odd at this point, but maybe she is taking in these special cases and really trying to help. If a cat can get along with no eyes and live a happy life, then I don't see the bad in it. I don't know.
     
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    Should have named the cat "Munchie". Short for Munchausen's Syndrome By Proxy. Whatta psycho.
     
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    Howard is a fag
     
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    ever eat marzipan?
    I don't like it
     
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