Stern Show Beth's next book "Last exit to Brooklyn"

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    The kitten looks like it tied one on over New Years.





    bethosternHopefully a few days with incredible veterinary hospital care at Long Island Vet Specialists, Brooklyn will be a new man when I pick him up! I've only known you for less than 24 hours but I love you, little man!! Let's do this. #gobrooklyn
     
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    rockstarhair Well-Known Member

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    Why is her foot on top of that cat?
     
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    balloon knot Well-Known Member

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    #moooselivesmatter
     
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    She brought the poor kitten home, spent all day stressing him out by following him around with a camera and trying to make him play with toys, and now he's back at the Vets. Great job Beth, they'll probably have to keep him there for a month (just like Buddy) to keep you from killing him:


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    bethostern Brooklyn is eating but I'm really worried about him. He looks terrible this morning. I'm going to take him to the vet hospital for a few days of medical assistance. #prayersforbrooklyn 6h
     
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    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    So Beth picks up the kitten from the Brooklyn PD, has a photo op for Twitter and Instagram, then proceeds to to drop it off at the vets? Wow. Such an angel. Beautiful inside and out.
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Before dropping him off, Beth brought him home and used him for attention-whoring on IG all day. She's a despicable pig.
     
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    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    I have a feeling Brooklyn will become Buddy's brother. The vet will keep this one too. Let's not forget the extra trauma Beth caused old Buddy with her back and forth to the vet nonsense when the lady at the vet was keeping him all along. She needed Buddy back in Chimneyville for photo ops and a storyline for her next book.
     
  8. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase Gold

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    Judging by the looks of the cat it has an upper respiratory infection. Very common in stray animals. Dumbass probably brought it home without meds. Not hard to cure, but the cat has to be quarantined or it will spread to other animals. Consuela will be blamed I'm sure.
     
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    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine VIP

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    Please tell me they're not taking his eyes out?? Beth seems awfully delighted...
     
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  10. 800dollarwine

    800dollarwine Tastes no different than shitty Boone's Farm

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    I have an irrational love of cats that feeds my irrational hatred toward that phony cunt face. I have never loathed someone I never met before until Beth entered my lexicon.
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...thats exactly what she did. dont forget #prayersforbrooklyn
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...and whats with this "beautiful inside and out"? isint it time to dip back into the hat and pull out a fresh compliment. tired of that one.
     
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    I am now more convinced than ever that Howard has hired people to go around poking cats in the eyes so that Beth can adopt them and create some sad-sack story about them.
     
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    ...beth is such a nothing that she has to pose with a cat with an eye infection for anyone to notice her.
     
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    Howard singing to Beth
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    One of at least 6 photos of him Beth posted yesterday. She's such an ignorant delusional bitch - a starving kitten would "love" anyone who fed it:

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    bethostern Last one of the night! Brooklyn loves me! #goodnightandgodbless 15h


     
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    More like the cat was kept up 24/7 because Beth couldn't leave the Instagram alone for 2 seconds: "I just want to sleep... please kill me."
     
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    "brooklyn loves me"! :rofl:
     
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  19. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    You'd think that monster would take a few classes since it deemed itself an animoes expert. You can tell monster never had any pets growing up. The felonstrosky's were to busy trying to convince wonky that it was a human female, no time for pets. But seriously, you'd think the monster would do something so it doesnt come off as a complete idiot.

    It really should have studied what a working modoes life it like. It claims to be a super modoe yet nothing it has ever said has a ring of truth. No pictures. Doesn't name the right agency..it really has no problem lying and looking a fool. That's psychotic behaviour..you can take 1 look at mooose and tell, it never modeled what it claims. It did embarrassing pay agency crap. And you can tell it knows nothing about animoes...

    Daddy didn't buy prince mooooose a pony and riding lessons when it was a little m\f ?.. Weird.

    Mooooose had no business taking the sick kitten. Clearly looking for any attention.


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    The cats not only are her substitute for children, but I find it odd that she called him her little man and new man. Now her cats are men substitutes as well
     
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