Beth's Sad Day

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  1. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    Delivering kitties to new families.

    Beth Stern: In car. Off we go to meet our families!

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    Howard Stern: Be gentle with my wife...this is a very difficult day for her. She puts everything she's got into these kittens...To all the families...you are getting some extraordinary kittens.

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    Beth Stern: Headed home after delivering precious kittens to new homes. Thinking about my Apple. I can't wait to go home and kiss her. Xo

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    Honest to God, I thought this was some woman with small boobs and hairy arms, but it's Howard saying "good-bye" to one of the kittens:

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  2. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    That fucking hat!!!!! :pissed:

    God she dresses just so awfoe. :facepalm:

    Be gentle with my wife. Oy vey, Howard. Give it a rest, ya big lesbian pussy.
     
  3. pontius pilot

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    untermensch. :facepalm:
     
  4. Micheal Kenyon

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    Beth's got a rough life. She's an angel I tell you!
     
  5. bossofbam

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    Her job is to foster kittens? Tough life.
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...what a crock of utter shit. I hope somebody punches her right in her arab cocksucker.
     
  7. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Oh I forgot one thing;

    THAT FUCKING SLOUCHY POSTURE!!!!!

    Stop it stop it stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    People can figure out how to get your giant body in the same frame as regular sized people. Not everyone is as dumb as you.
     
  8. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    At least she put them in the crate this time.

    Someone must have told her loose cats are a no-no. :ohno:

    Even in a chauffeur driven limo.
     
  9. TheLACritic

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    Is she six years old? Who buys into these contrived shenanigans? His true family has to be embarrassed about him playing "fairy tale" life with this bimba.
     
  10. eliasbboy

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    IS THIS SUPPOSED TO represent Beth and Apple?? This is a clue into her psyche - she imagines herself around 9 or 10 years old ...

     
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  13. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...if we all picked a day and time and we meditate on it really hard do you think we could get this bitch to spontaneously combust?
     
  14. Lou Cypher

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    Yep, that's why I posted it. There's something seriously wrong with her.

    Oh, and I think it was Bye You who couldn't stand how she talks about the kittens like they're food. A couple more:

    Beth Stern: He is a MUSH MUSH MUSH.... and he likes to sleep on my neck..... he is delicious!

    Beth Stern: he is so soft and yummy
     
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    [video]http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/the-big-bang-theory-soft-kitty/f67d568b009b64273074f67d568b009b64273074-416981778508?q=soft%2bkitty%2bsong[/video]
     
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    You could probably accomplish the same thing by making her read a pack of second grade math flash cards.
     
  17. Lou Cypher

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    Here's a gem: Beth commented on pictures of horses that someone posted.

    Beth Stern: I think I want to rescue a horse. How do I tell Howard?
     
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    Will Howard tell her he has already rescued one??
     
  19. Lou Cypher

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    And this is one of my favorites, commenting on the blind mama cat's two kittens:

    Beth Stern: Sweet siblings! I love them and this picture!!!!!! I wish I could show their mamma this pic, but she's blind! Xo
     
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    I can't take that, either!! It also creeps me out when she takes a deep whiff of a kitten like she's getting ready to devour it - this is from earlier this month (wearing the same hat):

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