Beth's Thoughts: "The Gifts that Keep on Giving"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Dec 13, 2013.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Of course, she plugs the crap Beth Calendar -

    "P.S. There are many other ways to support North Shore Animal League America’s mission, including purchasing the 2014 Calendar featuring photographs taken by my secret Santa, Howard Stern. All proceeds from the calendar go to support Bianca's Furry Friends, the largest expansion plan in our history!"

    But doesn't get the irony (of course) of talking about THE GRINCH:

    "Don’t you just love this time of year? I’m a real mush when it comes to the holiday season. I can’t wait to turn on the TV, cuddle up with my five cats and foster kittens, and spend evenings watching Rudolf, Charlie Brown and one of my very favorites, How the Grinch Stole Christmas."

    http://www.animalleague.org/events-...blog/posts/the-gifts-that-keep-on-giving.html

    Since she looks like THE GRINCH:

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  2. Snotty

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    "My secret Santa Howard Stern".............WTF do you do with that black hole of obvious?
     
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    haha you have no children to spend the holiday with you barren cunt
     
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    How Beth O. Stole the Stern Show is another one of her favorites...
     
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    Please swallow a razor blade.
     
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    While Alison will be tits deep in her Daughter's love.............Good for you Girl!!!!
     
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    while beefus cleans cat shit out of a box
     
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    ftfy
     
  10. HowieStearn

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    Gifts that keep on giving?
    Christmas bean burritos come to mind


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  11. dalecooper

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    She looks positively Satanic in that pic. They should hypnotize her as a bit for the show and reenact whatever soul-crushing casting couch trauma occurred early in her modeling career.

    Stern could even play the part of a creepy pervert with a money lender nose who exploits women. It would be nothing like his real self but he's such a talented actor (for example did you see Private Parts?) that I think he could pull it off.
     
  12. Rob0729

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    I thought for Beth that the gift that keeps giving is getting that pussy whipped fool to marry her.
     
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    Thought she was talking about syphilis, or the herpes that she "allegedly" got from the Arabs.
     
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    Rudolf???
     
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    HOWARDS...........................


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    Five fucking cats... can you imagine what that place smells like.

    Horse cunt... cat piss and pelican jizz.
     
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    [​IMG] Beths necklace
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Where did she hear the term "I'm a mush" and it stuck with her as so cute. Barf.