Beth's three ring circus starring Petunia

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Beth really needs to replace these torn and stitched $300 jeans.

     
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    What is this fixation of hers with the word "naughty"? Why are the cats always being naughty?
    They're just being cats! I don't understand any of this insanity.
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    I can understand have 1 cat or maybe 2.
    Bu to have a whole house full of them you have to be seriously warped in the brain.
     
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    I hope the male cats are pissing all over the place and ruining all the wood floors
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Petooooon!
     
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    John Coktoaston Well-Known Member

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    who's in the plant?
     
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    Good god this bitch. :facepalm:
     
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    Look at the teeth marks on the leaves of the plant. Dumb dimbulb could be poisoning her litter. What's the death rate at ChimneyManor?
     
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    I want to blacklight the place. Cat piss and semen everywhere!
     
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    Not surprisingly, rhymes with spittoon.
     
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    "Petunia, what are you doing?"

    "Uh, desperately hoping that I might be able to use one of these vines to hang myself."
     
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    Her voice makes nails on a chalkboard sound soothing.

    Wiggy, you got exactly what you deserve.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    image.jpg Is the poor retarded one wearing a little football helmet yet????
     
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    Where's your eye?
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    I used to worship this asshole. :bigcry:





    jjmventuraHoward looks sexy! Good job Beth! ✌️❤️✌️❤️

    joanjazzzLet's also give kudos to Ralph for styling.

    dave_wilson0316Digging

    mompoutineHoward looks like a spring chicken in this photo!

    drlori4backsGreat pic & people in it!

    rebecca.iHoward has the best colored eyes. So want them!

    jmfpafjfYou rescue everything else why not a bulldog for Howard? I know he thinks they should stop breading them but I have had nothing but healthy bulldogs
     
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    I feel your pain. I did, too, and would also defend him relentlessly against any detractors.
     
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    Howard is hiding his beautiful teeth in this pic. The sycophant comments are strong in this one - I like the nut who thinks Howard looks like a spring chicken.
     
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    Olate Cats
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    People who either don't like, are bad at or are perverted freaks love that word, I've found. ( Don't ask ) My guess it's 1 or 2 for Beef though.
     
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