Beth's tips for marrying well

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Just found this on a search for something else. I know its from 2 years ago BUT I thought I'd post it for people who maybe looking for a partner and are looking for good solid advice.

    http://www.okmagazine.com/blogs/beth-stern’s-tips-marrying-well


    Tips include......Don't settle for anything less than perfect.

    Also has great quotes like....."Marrying a famous and wealthy man was never a goal"
     
  2. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    If it doesn't say "Marry a wealthy old Heeb" she's lying of course . . . :coffee:
     
  3. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    1. Sell your body to Ames
    2. Fuck half of Arabia for $5 a throw
    3. Suck every dick you can until you taste gold
    4. Mrry the pussy attached to the dick


    Yull still be a failure, but st least your husband can buy your way into f"ame"
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    wow she must a doll to deal with.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    :giggle:
     
  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Well they live apart most of the time. So not really a problem I guess for now.
     
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    Being married to Howard Sterndefinitely has perks, wife Beth admits. But they aren’t what you’d assume. The pet activist, 38, opens up about what it’s really like being the wife of the shock jock, gives advice for choosing the right mate and beams when she talks about their expanding family.

    This was from 2011, she's beyond beaming these days with the door wide open for fostering.
     
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    Pet Activist? Ugh
     
  9. hey later

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    Pet-activist = no discernible talents
     
  10. Herc

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    Howard & Don probably made that term up for her . . . :coffee:
     
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    *cough* bullshit *cough*
     
  12. Joe Bauers

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    If she were a "Pet Activist" they would've spent a million on a Beach House and donated the rest on helping animals
     
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    Well, she missed that goal by a mile!
     
  14. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Pet Activist?

    Fuck I hate her
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Chick-speak....I'll translate.....

    "Marrying a famous & wealthy man was my goal"
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    From another article I found from LT link...The Sterns and Halloween!!

    "we are in by 8. Like New Years Eve"...except when there is a Jennifer Aniston party in Mexico and you would rather go there then fly back with your husband....


    "Howard Stern’s wife Beth tells me, “We don’t like Halloween. It scares me. I just don’t like it. I think guys behind masks get really creepy, drunk and scary. We stay in. We’ll go to a nice dinner, and we’re home by 8:00 at night. That’s the same for New Year’s and every holiday.â€
    She continues, “Howard and I went as Hooters girls once. [laughs] That was our first and last Halloween together.â€"
     
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    Having sex with Howard Stern should result in payment. The fucker is as gross as they come.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    LT your post has uncovered a wealth of fun and funny stuff. Another article in OK mag.
    "we want to get married ALL the time. I would do it 100 times with Howard"
    Well, we see where she stands on that now!!!


    When Beth Ostrosky Stern celebrated her first anniversary with hubby Howard Stern earlier this month, she made him visit her in Las Vegas where she was taping the next season of True Beauty.
    The couple plans to keep their romance fresh by renewing their vows.
    “We want to get married all the time,” the former model, 37, says. “We want to get married over and over and over. It’s the best decision of my life. We’re family now. I would do it 100 times over with Howard.”
     
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    Howard’s perfect, and I got a perfect guy.†“A lot of people think ‘Oh my gosh, I have a great friendship, but maybe he’s not the best lover, but we’re best friends.’ You can get the best lover and the best friend – you can get it all. Just don’t settle for anything less than perfection. I believe that.â€

    why do i have a feeling she plagiarized gary's apology tape ?
     
  20. DogStar69

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    It wasn't a goal it was a requirement.