Beth's Twitter: Her heart is breaking

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    12 year olds cry alot
     
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    Instead of being filled with satisfaction, joy and happiness that the once bound for the oven kittens are going to good homes, she makes it all about her and her poor heart.

    Typical.
     
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    She's had them for what... 4 weeks? :facepalm:
     
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    She's a god damned moron.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Her heart is breaking because she agreed to venture off the ChimneyManor grounds herself. She may have to touch a peasant.


    :coffee:
     
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    Fuck that soulless whore.
     
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    self centered zero
     
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    They are cuties, for sure.

    But let's get real: Oats is substituting kittens for a baby.
     
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    Bets on whether she takes a camera crew with her? I'm guessing yes, and she will probably be such a clod she has the limo drive her.
     
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    NSAL doesn't have room for 5 kittens?
     
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    Her heart is breaking over the loss of piss smell filling the house.
     
  16. GaryPuppet

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    They will after Howard fleeces his "fans" for the $7 million expansion project at NSAL is completed.
     
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    cats happy not to look up and see horses and pelicans anymore.
     
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    Poor Beth - the Social Life mag cover is out, so she can't tweet about that anymore and she'll make sure to send out more pics of the kittens before they're gone. The purebred bulldog they are adopting must be taking longer than expected to get trained before he's allowed in chimney manor.
     
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    :facepalm:


    translation: HOWARD I WANT MORE CATS
     
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