Better Call LawyerLarry

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LawyerLarry, Feb 17, 2015.

  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I've got an idea. I want to have Saul Goodman type t.v. commercials. One of my catch phrases will be "Don't go to jail. Call Double L!" Another will be "Been in a wreck? I'll get you a check!"
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    This is a worse idea than a grown man collecting fake wrestling belts.
     
  3. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Be sure to wear one of the belts in the commercial. You'll lock in a certain demo with that.
     
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    Some lawyer group her in town that apparently handles auto accidents has a billboard with a picture of a crash and the phrase "Hits Happen" with their phone number.:)
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    He ought to put the belts up in his office in the strip mall with the Statue of Liberty balloon on top.
     
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    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

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    Call Larry the Super Jew. Able to sue at a single slip, more powerful than a tight pussy, and can stop a bullet with a single lawyer bill.
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    we have one here their number is
    1-800-WTF-POPO
     
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    "When you need a Champion in your corner... Better call Lawyer Larry (throw one of those cheesy belts over a shoulder, smile at the camera)
    "I'll go to the mat for you!"
    (cut to phone number) end scene

    you can donate my fee to the NSAL:wigtip:
     
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    I would cut a 1980's era promo like this.
     
  10. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    Beth's father could have used a guy like this:

     
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    With that Gamecock education you got it should position you solidly with the other ambulance chasers nearby.
     
  12. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    I had you pegged as more of " Need a lick I suck dick" kind of guy
     
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    "When things get hairy, call Lawyer Larry."

    you're welcome
    :eek:
     
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  15. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm not a grown man.
     
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    yeah...he's kind of squat.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Get your phone out of your pocket and start filming now
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Slip and fall? Give me a call!
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    I was thinking of that ad when I was reading this thread. It cracks me up every time I'm driving up 71
     
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