Entertainment Better in bed: Women who cook v Women who bake

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Cookers v Bakers

  1. Women who cook

    44.4%
  2. Women who bake

    16.7%
  3. Women who prefer restaurants

    38.9%
  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Opinion?

    Women who cook are creative and make things up on the fly.

    Women who bake know what they like and follow instructions

    Women who prefer restaurants are lazy and needy
     
  2. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Huh?

    Find me an American women below the age of 35 who does either. They're too busy on their phones and ordering in restaurants.
     
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  3. Barton Fink

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    my daughter and i have daddy/daughter baking night every two weeks.
     
  4. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    :lunch:

    Waiting to see how this poll turns out.
     
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  5. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    My girlfriend has been cooking dinner for me at least 4 of 7 nights the past 5 years. She is 32.
     
  6. Tipsey Russell

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    i'll take the woman who can cook even if she's the worst one in bed

    sure sex is great
    and a nice pie is great
    and a nice meal out is great

    but a woman who can cook a good meal any night of the week is a rare and priceless commodity these days
    you hold onto that shit
     
  7. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    One time I dated this chick who said she was going to do something extra special and cook me dinner.

    She cooked a plate of burnt rice. I had a disappointed look on my face but said nothing. She gets mad I'm not thrilled with her not even half ass attempt at cooking and eventually the cops get called
     
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    I bake and cook. And I make men weep tears of joy in bed.
     
  9. Bobby Axelrod

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    Go on
     
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  10. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    With a screen name like that I'm sure you're a prime catch.
     
  11. HorsetoothBeth

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    I am. And don't you forget it.
     
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    i prefer women who don't quite know what to do with a stove.
     
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    Julia Child was an amazing cook and baker. I guess she was a wild woman in bed. :scratch:
     
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    I like a woman who knows how to cook meth.
     
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    Am I wrong or isn't Shivy the one that hasn't had sex with his wife in years??? If so does the question even matter?:dontknow: I apologize in advance if I am wrong.
     
  16. Shivvy

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    Untrue. Ask someone if you can keep at their spreadsheet
     
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    Bake... Men are better cooks.. so if your gay you can go with that.
     
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    and better at designing women's clothes, better at hair styling...it's odd.
     
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    If a women can't cook and bake, head for ze hills!
     
  20. Walygatr

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    Don't care as long as they clean up their mess before they leave.