Better Nicknames

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    It doesn't seem as if the terrible and talentless ALS supporting cast is going anywhere soon, so maybe we can entertain ourselves with better nicknames for them.

    I'd try to do a poll but I don't think we have enough potential names in play yet. Please make any suggestions you like.

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    Bocchetti:
    Blobshitty; Bloatchetti; The Blob; Boshitty; Mike The Moron; Idiot; Fuckstain; Gary The Retard NYC Edition; The Staten Island Shithead; Momma's Boy; Asshole In The Attic; Enormously Fat Guy Who Has His Cancer Stricken Heart Patient Mother Do All His Cooking, Cleaning, Dressing, Grooming, Repairs, and Transportation; Blob City
    (I've been leaning heavily on the first couple, but am not completely pleased with any of them.)

    Ritchie:
    (We really don't seem to have any for him?) The Pause That Depresses. Connie Cussion.

    Shane L. Rod:
    Douche

    Falato:
    Felato Gelato, Fellatio, The Chicago Bear, Notting Hill, Dan The WoMan, The Chelsea Cumguzzler

    James The Board Op:
    I have no idea. Fred Norris Jr.?

    Sideshow Bob:
    Who? Is this the guy in the hospital?

    Twin 1:
    Dimwit

    Twin 2:
    Cunt

    Nick (he'll probably be back eventually):
    Rick, Mick, Stick, Prick, Flick, Dick, Schtick, Hard Break, The One That Got Away
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    Your thoughts?
     
  2. Artiessobriety

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    Made me lol because of how appropriate it is. How can two twins be so different?

    Bulbshitty, Fatfish, The Vortex of Comedy, The Black Hole of Comedy, Mike the Butcher of Comedy, Mike the Baker of Bad Jokes, Mike the Candlestick-Maker of Bad Jokes, Bangers and Mash becuss from across the pond becuss here's da ting becuss here's da ting across the pond

    Sideshow was out of the hospital sometime last week to no fanfare from the rest of the staff
     
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    I was smiling at the rest but there's where I started laughing wildly inappropriately in the office. :)

    Oh so it is the same guy from the hospital; and they already sent him out on the street for interviews? (Which I didn't see becuss becuss they weren't on the podcast.) What is it about this show sending sick people outside in the winter? First strep Nutrishitstain's weddabid and then poor Bob.
     
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    I think, comedically, it would have been funnier to call the twins:

    Twin 1- Tweedledumb

    Twin 2- Cunt

    Or Tweedlecunt, I can't decide which is funnier.
     
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    Dan- Fruity Fellatio

    Mike- Grammar 'tard

    Sideshow Bob- Casey Jones

    James- Soundbite
     
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    Mike- Blowjobba the Cunt

    Ritchie- Slow Mo
     
  8. octex

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    Twist and Gout
    Mikey Blobbarino
    The Staten Island Shit Stain
    Chinsanity
     
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    Chinsanity is quite good. Is that yours or Artie's?

    release, it took me a little distance to judge it, but I think you're right about the twins. And I think it works best as you wrote it (not Tweedlecunt).
     
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    I thought it was good. Maybe Art said it once and it stuck in my brain.
     
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    Aha! Jon Ritchie lurks at Dawg's.

    The SAME day that this thread started, he suggested on air that they should have their eyes peeled to pick the "Ultimate Nickname for Mike Bocchetti"!

    He was pushing for "Poop Spoon Bocchetti", but Artie won by suggesting "how 'bout, 'Enormously Disgusting Person'?".
     
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    Poop spoon? He has the mentality of a five-year-old
     
  13. John

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    I hope he opens the who would you fire thread on his ipad.
     
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    Beefalo Bocchetti
     
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    lolol
     
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    God's gift to woman
     
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    i was going to send him the link to that but i don't think he'd be able to see it unless he's a member, correct?
     
  18. John

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    If you see posts full of ellipsis with "posted via ipad" at the bottom it's probably Jon.