"Beware the Trophy Wife"

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  1. Dlist

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    http://habarizanyumbani.jambonewspot.com/2010/10/30/beware-the-trophy-wife/


    "A good number of men marry for show. They marry for everyone but themselves and end up with wives who heap misery on them."

    "A trophy wife always has a sense of entitlement and her husband always suffers paranoia and insecurity, and with good reason."

    "Seriously, marrying a woman so your boys can take off their hats for you is digging a grave for yourself.
    You may end up with a pretty-faced blonde but with whom you cannot hold a decent conversation or be happy."
     
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    I hope Howard is so miserable with that dumb f*ck he married, he calls Alison and begs her to take him back.
     
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    Wow.

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    That's breast cancer in the making if I ever saw it.
     
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    How many of you married a trophy wife? Just asking!
     
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    You've heard of women getting breast cancer from breaking boards with their tit? You should be a scientist.
     
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    It slices, it dices, it feeds da baby!





    As that old song goes,"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, do not marry the pretty wife!" or something close to that :c
     
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    I thought Howard said that he married Beth so the doorman would respect her.

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    Seems like a legit reason to me.
     
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    :hw:
     
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    Your wife is indeed a prize. :lo5:
     
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    I would consider yours a trophy as well! :c

    :iohi5:
     
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    :quote:Don't ask, it's a whole big thing.:quote:
     
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    I did. It lasted just over four months. I wish I was kidding.
     
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    :slapping:
     
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    Not me.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Wonky is a trophy wife? In what contest in hell was Howard competing?