"Bianca's Furry Friends Campaign"

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  1. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    Someone mentioned a Howard100 news story about this, but it's even more disgusting on the NSAL website:

    Bianca's Furry Friends Campaign

    [​IMG]Every year, North Shore Animal League America rescues, nurtures and finds loving homes for nearly 20,000 homeless, ailing and neglected animals. But our shelter facilities are always operating at full capacity; as much as we’d like to take in every precious animal that needs our help, space limitations are an enormous problem.

    We have a solution! Bianca’s Furry Friends, our proposed state-of-the-art Feline Adoption Center named in honor of Howard and Beth Stern’s beloved best friend, will enable us to rescue many more animals by adding a second floor to our existing shelter.

    This feline-focused Center will help us save the lives not only of cats and kittens, but also dogs and puppies, as it will open room in our existing facility.

    The bottom line: More lives will be saved because of your generous support.

    We need your help to turn this state-of-the-art project into a reality. Your contribution will go directly to support Bianca’s Furry Friends.

    [​IMG]

    Fast Facts on Bianca’s Furry Friends:
    - 14,000-square-foot facility
    - Cage-free feline surroundings, including fresh air outdoor habitats
    - Exam Rooms, Feline Behavior Department, Grooming Facilities
    - Kitten Adoption Facility
    - 24-hour-care Nursery
    - Respiratory Ward, Surgical Suite & Recovery Room

    Bianca’s Furry Friends will help us:
    - Save more lives
    - Increase our capacity to provide more adoptable animals to the public
    - Enhance our ability to further our no-kill promise
    - Continue to be the premiere Rescue & Adoption Organization in the world

    Please join Beth and Howard Stern and be a lifesaver to animals in need.
    Please Select Your Donation Amount

    Gift Amount:

    $100.00 Gift Amount
    $250.00 Gift Amount
    $500.00 Gift Amount
    $1,000.00 Gift Amount
    Other: Gift Amount

    https://secure3.convio.net/nsala/si...l|utmcct=/iKQbPNskp9&__utmv=-&__utmk=15234230
     
  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Why does it need to be state of the art?
     
  3. Snotty

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    Smell that? Failure.........
     
  4. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    Good point. And how will this "Enhance our ability to further our no-kill promise"? Is that a threat? Give us money or we'll start killing kitties? :D
     
  5. tHISisKiSSeL

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    Gift Amount:

    $100.00 Gift Amount - the cost of beffo's breakfast
    $250.00 Gift Amount - the cost of a small lunch for beffo
    $500.00 Gift Amount - beffo's weekly cosmetic budget
    $1,000.00 Gift Amount - 1/3 of beffo's weekly clothing budget


    save up some of this money and donate it yourself cunt.
     
  6. Roberticus

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    Howard has announced that he will match every dollar donated with a sexless half-nude PhotoShop disaster of his wife posted on Twitter or shown on some Internet-only talk show.
     
  7. harlock

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    [​IMG]
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...howard has 500 million dollars why doesnt he just shut up and build it himself. its named after his fucking dog.
     
  9. Engaged Chicken

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    Why would they name a cat adoption center after the dog? The dog probably hated the fucking cats.
     
  11. Bye You!

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    that's the stupidest part of this incredibly stupid endeavor
     
  12. IlluminatiJones

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    Your gif spelled AGT wrong! :mad:
     
  13. Roberticus

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    Maybe rename it to "Rescue Breeder Outlet"? Or "Adoption Center for 'Accidentally' Declawed Cats and BALD Pussies".
     
  14. harlock

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    Didn't Howie always put down Imus' Kids with Cancer Ranch? I guess he and Beff prefer cats over human children.
     
  16. IlluminatiJones

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    forgot the "ready" :coffee:
     
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    that "hair" :facepalm:
     
  18. harlock

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    Wiggy went with the longer "hair". this must be important!
     
  19. Bye You!

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    he looks so ridiculous. all i can think of is how happy Allison must be that she finally has a normal looking husband.
     
  20. Nemo

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    More marble free charity for the despicable Sterns.
    How about Beth and Howard donate their own fucking money?!