WTF Bible survives car fire on front seat unscathed

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    No matter what you believe that is a pretty good book to read. Didn't think I'd like it, but said what the hell. It was good. Went through it pretty quickly.
     
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    So "God" allows the accident to happen, the guy's car to be destroyed and endangers the lives of those helping him.

    Ok
     
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    Hope my bible thumper friends don't see this, they'll plaster FB all day with this sht.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Sounds like the Bible was planted by someone after the flames were put out.
     
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    It's also good for playing along with Jeopardy.
     
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    I went to Catholic school and had to have a bible for religion class. One time I got busted shoplifting porn and the security guy made me empty my bag. Like any good criminal, I stalled and started removing innocuous items first. "I got my jacket, I got a pair of jeans..." As soon as go, "I've got my bible," the dude goes, "Alright, my mistake..."

    The bible is a powerful book.
     
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    No, that was Satan. God allowed the people to save the man and not be harmed.
     
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    :rolleyes:

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    I'm just curious, did you read it like an average book, from page one to the end?

    It always seems like people read the Bible in bits and pieces and never straight through.
     
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    Sure
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    The Gideons cover them all with flame retardant before they put them in hotel rooms. Big scam.
     
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    i read a good chunk of it like an average book....got bored
     
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    So the Lord punished the guy for stealing the Bible from the hotel? Makes sense now.
     
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    Not buying it. Contrived fake story.
     
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    Closed books, particularly leather bound books survive fully engulfed structural fires all the time.
    Be it a Bible, Koran or the Encyclopedia Britannica... the Physics are all the same.:grad:
     
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