Bicycle gear... WTF

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  1. Airwolf

    Airwolf VIP Extreme Gold

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    Do you wear spandex and one of those acorn helmets when you ride your bike? If so, are you a fag?

    What's the purpose of this other than showing off your whole undercarriage to everybody and looking like a total homo?
     
  2. P-B

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    Dinkus :down:
     
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  3. Airwolf

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    Explain yourself or forever remain a cocksucker!

    :hug:
     
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    Me? I got 300 bikes. Look like a damn baloney

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  5. Mr Sinister

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    Biggest fags on the planet I wanted to run over about 9 of those assholes the other day
     
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  6. Mojopin

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    I fucking hate those guys. Douchebags that ride side by side with a death wish.

    "Share the road!!"

    Fuck you.
     
  7. BaddFunn

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    I have cargo shorts that have padded lycra shorts as a liner so my taint is happy and people don't have to see my ginormous thighs, then I wear my snowboard helmet in colder weather but it's too hot in warmer weather so I wear the vented acorn for the increased airflow.

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  8. BaddFunn

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    I'm too scared to ride on the roads these days. Every asshole is staring at their phones.
     
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    Same here. Except I like the Hoss Ponderosa shorts.

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    That's another thing that drives me nuts! :grouch:
     
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    I swear to god some guy pulled right out in front of me on a 3 lane highway when I was at highway speed the other day and he was filming my reaction with his phone as I took evasive action and went around him. If I ever get diagnosed with a terminal illness my last days will be spent ridding the planet of these people.
     
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    Helmet yes. When I fall I don't want some one to have to change my diaper because I'm brain dead. I always tell my kids. You might "think" you look goofy in a helmet. But I know you'll look goofy with feeding tubes in your mouth and you shit your pants.

    Spandex under my shorts just for the padding.
     
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    My dog rides with me every day and if I have to hit the brakes panic style she would go flying into the dash/windshield. Because of this, and her full water bowl, I'm driving more careful than I ever have. Some asshole makes me make my dog smash I'm going to flip the fuck out on their ass.
     
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    Que the Obama bike riding pic 3.2.1....
     
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    You ever see those things crash tested? It's like a dog on the end of a bullwhip. No thanks.
     
  17. Scott

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    I wear gym shorts over my spandex padded faggot shorts.
     
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    i perv on their calves :shifty:
     
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  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I saw a little kid yesterday riding on one of those fire hazard hoverboards with not only no helmet or pads, but no shirt and barefoot. It was like being back in the 1980s.