Bid on 1 Hour Photo Session with Howard Stern

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  1. Nemo

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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    $20,000!!! Does that include three months of post session photoshopping to remove wrinkles, shrink feet, blur random areas and remove paws.
     
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    might pay that to piss on Wiggy :bigthink
     
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    Nostril Adams is worth every penny!

    :wop:
     
  5. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    Holy hell, you've got to be kidding! Did you read the "rules"?

    Dear Prospective Donor,

    We would like to begin by thanking you for your donation. Before we get into details, I thought it was important to give you a little background on what you should expect from Conlon Road Photography. This venture is not about financial gain for any entity. It was created to allow Conlon Road Photography to help The Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center with much needed donations. As I am sure you know, with any donation or contract, there are rules and conditions that must be set in place.

    By electing to give a donation to The Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center in response to Conlon Road Photography gift of Photography service, you agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions. If you do not agree to be bound or cannot comply with any of the terms and conditions, do not continue the donation.

    1. Terms of your gift:
    Your donation is a non-refundable donation of at least $20,000 to The Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center. In no way is Conlon Road Photography or any Howard Stern Entities profiting or receiving any financial gain from this event. Your donation will entitle you to a 1 hour Photo Shoot to be personally photographed by Howard Stern through Conlon Road Photography on a mutually agreed date, time and to a 1 hour Photo Shoot to be personally photographed by Howard Stern through Conlon Road Photography on a mutually agreed date, time and to a 1 hour Photo Shoot to be personally photographed by Howard Stern through Conlon Road Photography on a mutually agreed date, time and location, on either a Friday or Saturday within a 20 mile radius of Southampton, NY. You will receive all finished images via email within 60 days of shooting date. Howard will personally sign 3 images that you print at your own expense from the files you receive. It will be your responsibility to mail the images to The Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center’s designated address and pay for return postage. Conlon Road Photography makes no warranties and you expressly waive any claims arising out of the session and/or the photos taken at the session.

    In the event that you have to reschedule with less than 24 hours notice, you will have to make an additional $5,000 donation to The Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center to proceed with a new mutually approved shooting date. This additional fee also is not for a financial gain of Conlon Road Photography or any Howard Stern Entities.

    On the actual day of the photo shoot you will be entitled to a maximum of an hour shoot with Howard. Your one-hour start time begins at the scheduled start time. In the event you are late, your end time remains one hour from the scheduled start time. At the end of the photo shoot, you will entitled to one photograph with Howard. This image is not to be used in any social media, public relations or advertisement, or for any commercial purpose whatsoever. This image will be photographed professionally by one of Howard’s assistants.

    The only attendees of the shoot, not to exceed 3 people, will be those being photographed by Howard. Any additional attendees must be approved by Conlon Road Photography prior to the event. Photography by anyone other than a Conlon Road Photography team member is not permitted at anytime during the shoot. In the event that this is breached by any of the attendees of the shoot, the shoot will be over immediately.

    Please consult your tax or financial advisor for specific questions about your gift. All Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center donations should be tax deductible. Your donation is immediate and irrevocable. Accordingly, the HWF cannot refund or cancel your donation. Conlon Road Photography and Howard Stern cannot be held responsible or liable for any of the actions of The Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center. It is agreed that Conlon Road Photography and all Howard Stern entities have not had any financial gain in the shooting, processing, and post-production of this event.

    Warmest Regards,

    The Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center
     
  6. Nemo

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    Colon Road ...:jj:
     
  7. Lou Cypher

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    How many times do they have to mention that "Howard Stern Entities" have no financial gain?

    He really believes that one hour of his time with his douchey camera is worth (a minimum of) $20,000??
     
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    This is Coward Alien Sterns idea of charity...:jj:

    He writes off his time and craft!
    I think Wiggy makes money from this charitable gift of his :jj:
     
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    $1 but he has to fly to where I live.
     
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    Cheap Jews think of ways of donating without having to go into their own pockets.
     
  11. Nemo

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    someone will.
    Stern will pay them back with plugs

    it is marblenomics 101
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Of course he does or he wouldn't stress so much that he doesn't! :D
    He obviously wrote the extremely anal "rules", too. Damn. Every time I think he can't possibly be more of an asshole, he surprises me again.
     
  14. Lou Cypher

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    Plugs and a one hour boring guest appearance on the show.
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Wildlife rescue is a joke, they don't need rescuing they are wild animals, they die and another one of them is born, like the blaeks.

    Why don't Howwig and Bethorse help hungry children? Because then they would have to interact with poor people, who they look down on.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Its a tax write off..... so yea someone will bid on this easy
     
  17. Nemo

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    [​IMG]

    Chuck Brennan dropped $50,000 on robins foundation and another $4,000 on NSAL...just to get a picture with Wiggy.

    In unrelated news : Chuckys company has commercials on the Stern show now....:wop:
     
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    Another supposed charity that's mostly an excuse to throw parties. An organization that was really concerned about wildlife wouldn't have "live animals" on display at an event like that. The poor things will be terrified.
     
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    rock bottom is much lower than we thought :(
     
  20. Martina

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    Why doesn't Beth bid $20,000 of her own personal fortune and get a photo session with Howard without any pesky animals hogging her camera shot.