Bieber Roast

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  1. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    I bet he cries




    Justin Bieber Getting Comedy Central Roast
    Pop star has reportedly been begging network to make him butt of joke for years
    By Jon Blistein | January 20, 2015
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    Justin Bieber presents onstage at Fashion Rocks 2014 in Brooklyn, New York on September 9th, 2014. Theo Wargo/Getty
    Justin Bieber will be roasted in an upcoming special scheduled to air on Comedy Central on March 7th, Us Weekly reports.

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    Justin Bieber's Wild Decline: A Timeline »


    The 20-year-old singer has reportedly wanted to be the butt of the joke for years, according to a source at Comedy Central, who told Ryan Seacrest's website: "Justin has been asking us for years to roast him, so we kept telling him to create some more material and we’re thrilled he listened."

    As far as targets go, Bieber's an easy one. The singer's antics have made for plenty of comedic fodder over the years, and just this past weekend his ridiculous Calvin Klein ad campaign was parodied throughout Saturday Night Live. Donning a pair of tiny tighty whities, Kate McKinnon offered up an outrageous impersonation of the singer, mugging for the camera one instant then running around, yelling and trying to pants Cecily Strong the next. Luckily, Bieber's got a sense of humor, tweeting afterwards, "@nbcsnl well played. Lol."

    The comedians taking part in the Bieber roast will be able to cull material from any number of Bieber-related incidents: From the underage drinking and drag racing to egging his neighbor's house and peeing in a restaurant mop bucket. The monkey he abandoned in Germany will also presumably come up several times. For a primer on the "Baby" singer's history of bad behavior, check out Rolling Stone's cover story from last year on Bieber's out-of-control lifestyle.
    Bieber's Comedy Central roast will be the network's first burn-fest since the 2013 roast of James Franco. Other celebrities that have gotten their own special in recent years include Roseanne Barr, Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, Joan Rivers and Bob Saget.


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    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    Can't they just burn him at the stake?
     
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    XXXXX Well-Known Member

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    Too easy...
     
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    At the end, will he be strung up awake, and flayed for the buzzards to eat his innards?

    The only way I'd watch.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Those roasts suck now without Greg Giraldo
     
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    BarberFloyd God Bless DuPont Chemicals Banned User

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    I am so upset I will not get to see what this man would have said but I know I would of shit myself, RIP
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    Unless they get a powerhouse like Greg it'll just suck, Greg knew how to fucking hit you where it hurt
     
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    He's so hard with those tattoos.
    I'm want him to get a lifetime sentence at Oz with Schillinger.
     
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  8. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    Patrice would have ripped him apart too.

    not in a fun, lighthearted way
     
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    Is the Mayhem\Watain tour coming through your area? I just got my ticket
     
  10. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    yeah, it was in Toronto last week. I didn't go.

    but I am going to go see Enslaved and Yob in March. :oderus:
     
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    25 years ago and put him in a house with John Wayne Gacy and make a reality show out of it.

    As much as I'd hate to see him getting raped before Gacy killed him.....I'd watch.
     
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    If you were lucky you were just raped. A handsome young man like that probably would have been subjected to extreme sexual torture, not limited to but including glass beakers inserted into the urethra and then broken. Gacy was very conflicted about his homosexual impulses and it was reflected in the endless rage he had for the pleasure he received from his victims. This incredible anger and shame was manifested in his desire to inflict as much pain upon his victim as possible for his frustration with never being fully satisfied by having sex with young men and boys as he could only induce a orgasm by killing them during intercourse.
    For the sake of comedy, it might be a funny idea but I wouldn't wish anyone to be Gacy's victim in 76'-78'.
     
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    OK can we meet halfway with Dahmer assraping him?
     
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  14. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    let this guy have a turn

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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    Comedy Central Roasts are terrible. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK PUSSY FUCK FUCK FUCK. Oh, you got more fuck into your set than the last guy. So funny. You win.
     
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    Make that Adabesi.
     
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    In comedy this is what you refer to as a slam dunk
     
  18. EndOfLine

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    Aren't you really supposed to like the person if you're on the dais?

    How in the hell are they going to find people to do it?
     
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    Yeah I wish someone would roast that little puke.
    On a spit over a slow fire.
     
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    unfortunately 2 of the 3 guys that would make him cry like a pussy won't be there

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