Bieber's response to his roast

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  1. piledriver123

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    CULVER CITY, Calif. (AP) - Justin Bieber really wants you to like him again. After being the butt of the joke for hours during the taping of his Comedy Central roast, the 21-year-old singer gave a contrition speech.
    "I turned a lot of people off over the past few years, but I know I can still turn out good music and turn everything all around," said Bieber, whose music has been overshadowed by his offstage antics, which include reckless driving, public urination and throwing eggs at a neighbor's home.
    "I've lost some of my best qualities. For that, I am sorry," he said. "I'm looking forward to being someone who you guys can all look at and be proud of." Once a douche always a douche.
     
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    "Justin Bieber...who once said: ' Hey a warm wet hole is a warm wet hole'...NEVER GOT A DINNER!"

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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Who, over the age of ten, ever respected or cared about the little punk? He's a lucky little creep..
     
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    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

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    I expect his accountants finally explained to him how this whole "money thing" works, with hard data on his increasing expenses and declining income.
     
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    Hey, at least he showed a little bit of humility. Nice to see for a change.
     
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    True, but I think he realizes that his time in the spotlight is coming to an end and he'd like to extend it...
     
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    My wife watches Ellen and that show now seems the place to go to beg forgiveness these days. Bieber was on everyday a few weeks ago being contrite and trying to reinvent himself. Fuck him the little douche bag, he's an asshole and his music sucks.

    I'm surprised that Howard never went on her show seeing that he is the King of All Reinventing Himself, and his goal is to make every farm wife in Iowa love him (and every fan he used to have loath him). Has he ever tried to make nice with her?
     
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    "I hear Justin Bieber has an eight-inch dick, but it's in his ass and belongs to Usher."

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    I love how he is continuously bombarding Seth Rogen with twitter pleas to join the roast and Seth is flat out ignoring him. :jj:
     
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    This jack ass burned to many bridges to like him . F u . justin and your money.
     
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    He has spit in people's faces several times and even on a crowd of his fans. Thats the real Bieber.

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    Hopefully, he goes away, disappears and is never heard from again like Rodney Allen Rippey (not that RAP was an asshole).
     
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    "I see OJ and he looks scared"

    It's written all over his face.


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    Bieber was given a rude awakening by a publicist: "Your audience is melting faster than the Arctic ice cap. Nobody cares about you anymore. You have one choice and one choice only: Get humble and act like you've matured. It's your only shot at staying relevant and keeping all your dough"
     
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    "Music"

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    That fucking guy kills me! :jj:
     
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    Holy crap :lol:
     
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    "Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now," comedian Jeff Ross joked. "Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache before you?"

    "Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do," Ross added.

    "Justin, as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time," former basketball star Shaquille O'Neal said. "Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people."

    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...ber-roast-comedians-mock-selena-gomez-2015153