Big day in court

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  1. yosemite sam

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    oh boy
     
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    :shucks:
     
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  6. yosemite sam

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    I got pulled over and I told the cop I don't have any donuts. He didn't like that, fat bastard :jj:
     
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    It was stressful, don't mock my pain
     
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    Please don't get deported TIA!
     
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    What was she saying, where you at?
     
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    I'm so fucked, Teeney. Will you be my pen pal?
     
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    OMG Steve I am real busy can I call you back?
     
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    Since when is 65mph in a school zone criminal speeding?
     
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    I want you to go to jail for this.
     
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    As long as you're white, you'll be fine.
     
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    My name isn't, FUCK!!! Is it to late to change it?
     
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    I've got a feeling that court appearance may be the best thing that happens to you this weekend
     
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    Tell the judge you only abide by the laws of Judge Dredd.
     
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    Demand trial by combat
     
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