Discussion in 'The Bar' started by VarmintSam, Oct 7, 2016.
I got pulled over and I told the cop I don't have any donuts. He didn't like that, fat bastard
It was stressful, don't mock my pain
Please don't get deported TIA!
What was she saying, where you at?
I'm so fucked, Teeney. Will you be my pen pal?
OMG Steve I am real busy can I call you back?
Since when is 65mph in a school zone criminal speeding?
I want you to go to jail for this.
As long as you're white, you'll be fine.
My name isn't, FUCK!!! Is it to late to change it?
I've got a feeling that court appearance may be the best thing that happens to you this weekend
Tell the judge you only abide by the laws of Judge Dredd.
Demand trial by combat