Big Foot Girl

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    The band name thread made me reminisce about my old college band. I would like to share with you the lyrics to one of the songs I wrote, titled "Big Foot Girl" in the key of G.

    Big foot girl walking down the street
    With your flip flops on I can see your feet
    You dress the same as every girl
    In the whole motherfucking world

    Big foot girl better change your style
    Flip flops have been around for awhile
    You think it's cool to be the same
    As every other girl but it's really lame

    Big foot girl wanna get a tattoo
    Just like all the other girls do
    You'll be a member of the pack
    With a Chinese symbol on your lower back

    Big foot girl wanna dye your hair
    Cause you think that somebody might care
    If your hair is blonde but your roots are brown
    Like every other motherfucking girl in town

    Big foot girl better not forget
    To leave the house without your motherfucking make-up kit
    You wanna talk all day about nothing at all
    And spend all your credit at the motherfucking mall

    Big foot girl wanna go to a bar
    Cause that's where all the cool people are
    After three drinks you think you're crunk
    But you act like a fool and smell like a skunk

    Big foot girl don't wanna be alone
    You have no ideas of your own
    You wanna be a member of the crew
    Big foot girl I fucking hate you

    Big foot girl I fucking hate you
    Big foot girl I fucking hate you
    Big foot girl I fucking hate you
    Big foot girl I fucking hate you

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    terrible song it is
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    He said "girl".
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    You're just jealous of my rhyming skills.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    They called me the white Bob Dylan.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    particularly "forget" and "kit"
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I was usually thinking of song lyrics instead of paying attention to the teachers in school.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    how did you get through law school and pass the bahhh, then?
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm a natural genius. And you don't even need to go to law school to pass the bar. You just need to take the BarBri study course for a couple months.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Vile Profligate Twat with the $800 Chanel fucking flip flops....
    prof·li·gate
    ˈpräfləɡət/
    adjective
    1. 1.
      recklessly extravagant or wasteful in the use of resources.
      "profligate consumers of energy"
      synonyms:wasteful, extravagant, spendthrift, improvident, prodigal
      "profligate local authorities"
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Those crack me up. I think they only go up to size ten...two inches of those hooves are hanging off. She would look so much better showing off her corns and bunions in proper fitting flip flops..Attention Beth..old navy has some really swell colors that would fit you...
     
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    They sell horseshoes at old navy now?
     
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