Big Guy Threatens a Woman Beater inside a Waffle House “Shut Up and Let us Eat Our Breakfast

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  1. SneakAtoke

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    "I will shoot da shit out you"
     
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    waffles are supposed to be fun god dammit
     
  3. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Yeah, I'm not a Waffle House kinda guy these days.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Love me some Waffle House........I know which Waffle House's.......Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge..............
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Just a reminder, Black History Month ended February 28th.
     
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    Bubbas don't take to beatin' on the womens. Plus you just know he's been wanting to punch the hell out of guys like that...wink wink.
     
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    I want to be that guy! He won't make any inroads with that woman though, she enjoys that abusive relationship. The "boy" comment will get the most press.
     
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    When I lived in N. Florida, I had a friend from Georgia - he told me not to go to Waffle Houses. I never asked why, I figured he knew what he was talking about.
     
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    What is he talking about Robin?
     
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    BarberFloyd God Bless DuPont Chemicals Banned User

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    Single greatest non-protein breakfast item. Perfectly symmetrical four equal sides, powerful titanium scaffolding display, the freedom to fill those shallow holes with your favorite matter. It balances between dessert and necessity, requires the mind of a reverse bear trap in that you need to be not only a artist with a hungering urge to create but a engineer with the hungering desire to establish.
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I like the way the black dudes started to run their mouths when the big white guy backed away... Wonder if this carried over to the parking lot later...
     
  13. wife is a whore

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    Waffle House sucks. Last time I was in one the fucker must have cooked my pancakes touching the home fries pile, cause they tasted like onions.
    Also, I've never been inside of one that didn't look all yellowed from the grease and nicotine in the air over the course of a couple decades, since the last time they washed it.
     
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    When I was fresh out of college, I thought I might want to go into restaurant management, I'd done some vaguely related managing before, and hey, that's where the waitresses work and being the boss...might work out well for me.

    Anyway, I got this interview request through a head hunter. Nice paying gig, $50,000 plus bonus about 25 years ago. So I was eager to check it out. Since it was a search firm, they don't tell you who it is beforehand, so you can't just go around them. Well, I manage to get time off work at a temporary job, drive a long way, struggle to find the place it's being held at in the pre-nav era, and sit down for the interview, picturing some nice steakhouse or big chain where I can work up into regional manager. I can still remember the guy whistling out the words (he had some sort of speech impediment). "We want you to come work for Whirrrahafflle housh". Fuck me! I went along with the interview anyway so as not to seem like a dick, but I did not want to become a waffle house manager. While there, I learned the manager is also the cook for part of the shift, and learned what he thought was a big joke "we'll give you the keys, but you'll never need em!" (they're open 24 hours). I politely declined the offer and decided to do something else.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I guess we all know what your favorite protein snack is, eh?
































    I keed, I keed
     
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    I find there's a big difference in customer base between a simple waffle house and a waffle house that also offers fried chicken.
     
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    I've only eaten at a Waffle House once in my life, and that was in Orlando just a few miles from Disney World, it was busy yet peaceful that morning.
     
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    Waffle House = Choke and Puke
     
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    Funny how the little guy taking a verbal beating is all quiet and timid until his friend starts getting involved and the big dude is done with the shouting... then the original guy pulls off his jacket, stands up on the chair and puffs out his chest (from a safe distance) and starts acting like "I ain't 'fraid you boi!".

    What is it with 'those types' that they behave, quite literally, like feral animals? They have a pack mentality, especially when it comes to fighting. And they seem super, super aggressive as a group.
     
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    That dude would have taken out both them "urbans" if they attacked. Dude was like 300+ pounds and the "urbans" looked to be about 130 each. They woulda needed a gun or a Louisville Slugger to inflict any damage.