It has come to Double L's attention that my account was used to make some obscene and offensive posts yesterday. That wasn't Double L. Double L was in a big jury trial all day yesterday and it just so happened that was the same day that my evil twin brother - Jerry - was released from the penitentiary. His nickname is JailbirdJerry, aka Double J. Double J tricked Double L's office staff into thinking he was me and he used my computer to log onto Dawgs and make those posts under the guise of Double L. I repeat, that was not Double L. Double L would never stoop so low as to call the fine upstanding so-called alleged ladies of the shed the c-word. If you were offended, Double L sincerely apologizes from the bottom of his heart. That is all.