Big Misunderstanding Yesterday

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  1. LawyerLarry

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    It has come to Double L's attention that my account was used to make some obscene and offensive posts yesterday. That wasn't Double L. Double L was in a big jury trial all day yesterday and it just so happened that was the same day that my evil twin brother - Jerry - was released from the penitentiary. His nickname is JailbirdJerry, aka Double J. Double J tricked Double L's office staff into thinking he was me and he used my computer to log onto Dawgs and make those posts under the guise of Double L. I repeat, that was not Double L. Double L would never stoop so low as to call the fine upstanding so-called alleged ladies of the shed the c-word. If you were offended, Double L sincerely apologizes from the bottom of his heart. That is all.
     
  2. Avery

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    Double l apologizing for drunk posting :jj:
     
  3. LawyerLarry

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    Double L only drinks on Fridays and Saturdays.
     
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    You may be talking to yourself.....
     
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  7. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    The only so-called alleged lady, and I used that term loosely, who blocked Double L over the misunderstanding was meanredhead.
     
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    Just when I thought a gimmick had reached bottom of the barrel, the barrel sinks further.

    Lame
     
  10. Avery

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    You keep chanting " you look stupid" at her
     
  11. TheMercenary

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    @wife is a whore

    Get in here and double your retainer / consulting fee.

    How are you letting him pull an "FCC / Cygnus" on your watch?

    Jesus, man.
     
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    Larry. You need to fire immediately whoever in your organization advised you on this move.

    This is part of a developing coup my shadow govt. agency has been monitoring.
     
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  14. LawyerLarry

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    What are you talking about? This just came to my attention this morning and I have already pressed charges against Double J.
     
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    a true heel doesnt apologize :grad:
     
  16. ltd86

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    May we see the offending posts?
     
  17. LawyerLarry

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    Double L is a babyface, not a heel.
     
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    How come this thread starts at #2?
     
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    Let's just say we've suspected attempts to "knife" you from leadership have been underway for months now.

    Officially we have no care who runs Larry Inc., but instability in the region does not fit our plans at this time.

    I'll advise my inside agent / consultant. We shouldn't discuss here further. Draw your own conclusions but the case watching your betrayer is open. Code name *Dagger*.
     
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    I think I deserve an apology the most,don't you LL? :fil: