Big Moike, The key to healthy eating is a clean kitchen.

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  1. Bro

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    Don't be lazy and leave dirty pots on the stove.

    Make sure you clean your kitchen after every time you cook.

    As much as you want to say, "Fuck it I'll do it tomorrow." Don't fuck it.

    This way it will be ready for cooking and cleaning for the next meal.
     
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    That pig mike isn't cleaning shit... Mike is your wife a slob like yourself?
     
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    no
     
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    What did you eat so far today, mike?
     
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    a banana and water
     
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    Go see your best friend, Mr. Vending Machine, Mike. He misses you and has a special treat he wants to give you.
     
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    I eat a banana everyday. I make smoothies. Banana, strawberry, kiwi. Boom
     
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    What's for lunch MOIKE
     
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    :cwl:
     
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    bananas can constipate you
     
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    It's healthy. I would suggest adding some protein. Protein in the morning is key.
     
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    have an egg with your banana.
     
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    they're also the fruit with the highest sugar content
     
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    my shoprite bananas are always green. Always Always Always
     
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    It has a good trade off.
     
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    I love bananas dipped in mayo.
     
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    Lawsy, do you burn toast? Can you cook?
     
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    Or a banana sandwich (w/mayo not nasty peanut butter). Yum!
     
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    Phallic...