Bigfoot was/is the BEST Whack Packer it is. F@#k Beetlejuice it is.

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  1. Chuck Kongo

    Chuck Kongo Well-Known Member

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    After listening to a 20 hour compilation of Bigfoot appearances it's not even a question anymore. Bigfoot is the best there is it is, the best there was it is, and the best there ever will be it is.

    Beetlejuice is/was hit and miss, many of his appearances are shit. Especially anything involving that deranged prick Sean (RIP funny man crazy man) and his schticky bullshit. The Katie Juice, the costumes, Beetle has a girlfriend, Beetle is getting married, fights with other midgets, ect....that stuff fucking sucked and you know it. Beetlejuice was either funny or wasn't. Flip a coin.

    Bigfoot was gold everytime and was just being himself it is and not relying on contrived horseshit that exploitative no-talent managers or the show set up for him.

    Revel in the glory that is the greatest Whack packer in the history of radio, Bigfoot it is....







     
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    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    The Bigfoot character is replaceable.

    Like Menudo.

    FACT
     
  3. Capn Crud

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    Bigfoot is good

    But you listened to 20 hours?

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  4. Chuck Kongo

    Chuck Kongo Well-Known Member

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    Go fuck yourself it is.

    Beetlejuice is replaceable since he's nothing more than a poor (and retarded) man's version of Hank.

    Bigfoot isn't a "character" and never has been. He's crazy and should have been locked up a long time ago. That's just one of the many reasons he's the best it is.
     
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    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    Bigfoot 2.0
     
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    Wack Pack Hall Of Fame

    1) Hank the Angry Dwarf
    2) Beetlejuice
    3) Crackhead Bob
    4) Fred The Elephant Boy
    5) Crazy Alice
     
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  7. Chuck Kongo

    Chuck Kongo Well-Known Member

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    The name means nothing.

    The first "Bigfoot" was just a walking pituitary gland fuckup who shouldn't even have been considered a Whack Packer and was terrible on the show.

    He sucked and had to die to get noticed and will be remembered as the worst Whack Packer prior to Hillbilly Jack.
     
  8. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I'm with the OP on Bigfoot over Beetlejuice, but for me it will always be Hank the ADD ├╝ber allen.
     
  9. Chuck Kongo

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    Fred....? Crazy Alice....? Near the top?

    Gawd, that list is terrible it is.

    Crazy Alice isn't even the best angry caller.

    Hateman and even "I Saaaaawwwww You" Lady shit in her mouth.
     
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    Fred is the longest tenured Wack Packer. Speech Impediment Christmas. US Open Sores. Dude has been involved w/ great stuff.
     
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  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I see you're still collecting goodwill and cheers as you dole them out in return.

    Call us when BigFoot shits himself and shows up at an appearance with a dollup of it on his sock.
     
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  12. Chuck Kongo

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    This was funnier than Beetlejuice's last 5 appearances.....


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    On the whole I agree that Bigfoot is the better of the two, but this appearance by Beetlejuice has cracked me up many times.
     
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    Ranking any whackpacker even within 2 zipcodes of Hank is sacrilege!
     
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    Trust me, Bigfoot is the real deal, but Beet will always hold a special place in my heart. In his most lucid moment ever, after Lisa G refused to say good morning to me, Beet looked at me and said, "Don't worry, it's not you, it's her. Everyone knows she's a bitch."
     
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    I agree except that Beet should be first, Hank second, and Bigfoot 6th
    Beet is always first because he is a unique creature unlike any other on the planet.
     
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    Go have sex with Jesus Christ!
     
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    I miss Hillbilly Jack's many appearances on the show. He was the best.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Howard is the original Wack Packer and Big Foot is the closest in character to Howard.

    Too bad Big Foot didn't get his chance to sue THSS for exploitation, just like his kindred spirit Howard sued Sirius.
     
  20. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    :lol:

    I agree with OP for the exact reasoning he gave. Beet was hit or miss. It depended on what the bit was, depended on his mood.. some of Beetle's interviews were flat out depressing. Bigfoot was able to be put into an evaluation or contest and easily become the most entertaining guest in the studio.

    Artie + Bigfoot is radio gold it is
     
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