Bigger waste of money: Weddings, or Funerals?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    My friend is pissing away a ton of money planning his wedding because his chick wants a fucking memory....

    He is littraly getting ass raped by the flower chick, the photographer, the DJ, the people who own the place he is getting married at, the caterer...reminds me of my brother wedding same shit people just run it up your ass all for a wedding album that no one will ever look at and a video that no one gives a shit about..

    and lets not forget funerals... you pay good money for someone to throw you in a fucking hole in the ground that no one will ever really come to visit.. and if they do .. who gives a shit you are fucking dead!


    please share your ass raping wedding stories

    and we are not going to talk about the mother of pissing away money

    bar..watcha-ma-callits

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    Weddings
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i agree but had you been at this wedding you could have done this chick...

    food for thought

     
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    Hmmmmmm that's a good 1. X
     
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    Tie
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Funeral is for ever, marriage ?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    the only way to do it .. is cheap and by the king

    be good to your mama

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    what a harrible pic OP but as much as I hate to say it... Weddings celebrate life and funerals death. I wanna be burned. I also don't think a wedding should cost more than $10,000 but I am not married so I could be and probably am an idiot.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :bigthink
     
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    how about these people who say "I want my funeral to be a party."
    Well, it never is, is it?
     
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    A Wedding is a bigger waste of money.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    one exception

    Beth will be fucking someone on Howard's casket
     
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    Country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wasters of prime real estate! Dead people? They don't need buried nowadays. Ecology, right? Ask Wang. He'll tell you. We just bought property behind the Great Wall. On the good side!

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    LOL, that's funny, something like George Carlin would say.
     
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    I may start to like her if she actually did something like that.
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...:hilarious:
     
  20. Uncle Larry

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    Divorce rate is around 50% but everyone spending big $ on a wedding thinks theirs will be one of the ones that lasts forever.