Biggest dick evar!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Nurse Remulak, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. Nurse Remulak

    Nurse Remulak New Member

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Who

    In the living FUCK

    Are you
     
  3. Nurse Remulak

    Nurse Remulak New Member

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    I am a nobody.. Just like you. ;)
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    OMG pwned :mad:
     
  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    is this a violation of rule #10
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  7. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I wanna neg the OP for tricking me into thinking this thread was about penis. :cuss:
     
  8. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Who's getting the new Trojan vibrator? I saw it on TV last night while I was eating dinner with my family. Such a nice commercial.
     
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  9. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    yes, what can I do for you?
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  11. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Correct!
    Zib, zeb, or zub is the correct name for penis in Arabic. And akbar is "great" Or "biggest"
    all phonetic
    Coos/cus, is vagina.
    Bizazz is breasts.
    Yahoodie ibn gahbah (Jewish son of a bitch) will get you punched.
    Ela awn deenuck. = curse your religion
    Ela awn deen oomuck = curse the religion of your mother
    Ela awn coos lenufadeck = cure the vagina that bore you
    Ela awn coos oomuck = curse your mother's vagina

    Actually, all of these might result in fisticuffs... :c
     
  12. Nurse Remulak

    Nurse Remulak New Member

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    Ya.. Imagine the shit he must have endured in school.. :D
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    "saying dinner" :scratch:
     
  14. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    He probably deserved it. :hhh:

    If you ever wanna hear how to badmouth Creek or Seminole indians? Gimme a holler! :hhh:
     
  15. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Ah! So "ibn" is like "O'Leary" or "McIntosh," meaning "son of...," huh? :scratch:
     
  16. EOMS

    EOMS Well-Known Member

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    For my fellow Python friends.
     
  17. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Biggus Dickus!!! Hi 5!!
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Hail Theathar!
     
  19. Condamn

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    He has a wife you know... do you know what she's called?
     
  20. Dick Gozinya

    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    Dick mention! :cheer: