Biggest Lie Ever

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  1. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    I can't remember the exact context (maybe it was getting out of doing "The Talk"), but Howard said this morning, "It's really hard for me to lie, Robin." :facepalm:

    Unfriggingbelievable.
     
  2. Frank Snotra

    Frank Snotra New Member

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    Biggest lie from howard: he doesnt sell his fans stuff. I don't think there was a time that he WASN'T selling the fans sonething
     
  3. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Robin told Howard to tell Sharon that he needed to ask his agent first and Howard said.... something like.... "I cant pull that bullshit on her, she know's how it works" and I'm not a good liar,, Robin...

    Just funny that Howard told George that he needed to go thru his agent to do an interview for something George was working on ,,
     
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    Howard is a great liar, he's been lying to himself and to the fans for years.
     
  5. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    "I'm the most honest man in show business."

    "Meanwhile, I'm a big phony."


    -quotes from his last Letterman appearance. At least he's honest about not being honest.
     
  6. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I was feeling a little sluggish.....threw a Sheetz energy strip into my Cheetah Power surge and I'm ready to go again...... anyway the only time Howard is lying is when he's talking.
     
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  8. Frank Snotra

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    "Blonde, brunette and redhead.....you'll want to order ALL 3!!!"
     
  9. guruhugz

    guruhugz Well-Known Member

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    How about Beth has an orgasm after a few pumps from wiggy. Every time, too.
     
  10. goldphoenix

    goldphoenix Well-Known Member

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    Beth doesn't want to be famous
     
  11. Tans Lover

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    Something about it not being fair to the fans if he doesn't do his show 5 days a week.
     
  12. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    I dont have a bowling alley at my house....we went out to bowl.
     
  13. isabella

    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    george has been such a great addition to the show and asked a little favor of howard for a project he was working on.... i guess he didn't offer howard any marbles.
    howard puts himself out for matt lauer and natasha richardson's widower.
    what a shithead...
     
  14. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    That one still makes me sad and feel a little sorry for Howard.
    You know, cause he's so clueless that he believes every lie that falls from her filthy whore mouth.
    Especially when you consider Howard's claims to have gone a little wild with all the loose nookie at his disposal following the divorce.

    He's claimed to have fucked a few celebrities but the only ones I can recall that might have actually happened were
    Robin Givens ...and who was the woman he told his folks he was going to marry??? She was moderately successful back in the 90's and now I can't recall her name. She had kind of dark red hair?

    Anyone? ...Bueller? :dontknow:
     
  15. Mr America

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    Angie Everhart? I doubt that really happened anyway.
     
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    "Howie baby the ceiling in my apt. is all jacked up"
     
  17. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    DAMN -Nailed it!!!! (so to speak)-- Outta Rep right now but I'll hit you later for that!

    After looking at the images below, I think she's a bit too voracious looking for a hung-up nebbish like Howie:


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  18. jyanks

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    God, there's so many....where to begin, where to begin???

    I never cheated on Allison
    Ralph packed the condoms himself, I never told him to do that
    Beth and I met at Nobu at a dinner party
    Beth doesn't want to be famous
    Beth doesn't want to get married
    Beth has her own career
    Beth doesn't shit
    Robin looks great
    I come in each day & put on a good quality show
    I'm a company man
    If I saw a dollar on the ground, I wouldn't pick it up if it wasn't mine, Robin
     
  19. Bentknee

    Bentknee Well-Known Member

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    I have nothing to gain from a Sirius/XM merger
     
  20. LessMoonbeams

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    =-==========


    Ya can chat with her live for about 20 bux a minute