Biggest lie Howard has told about his trip to Mexico...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    So Howard, Jimmy and Justin were being "manly" and getting massages together in the same room.

    Beth and Molly peeked in to see and Beth said "Oh wow, look at Justin's body."

    Molly: "That's not Justin Beth. That's your husband!"


    :shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit:
     
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    Did you forget to scroll down first again?
     
  3. sinicalypse

    sinicalypse Active Member

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    what are the odds that any of them are straight? i mean kimmel is probably the clubhouse leader in that dept, however i wouldn't be surprised if all three of them ended up "consummating their friendship" during the trip. show business has a way of gaying people up once they've been around the hollywood scene for awhile.
     
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    Yah sure, I can see how anybody can get confused..Just look at this hunk!!!!!!!!!!

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    I could see Beth oogling at Justin and Jimmy and looking at her old man like :gross:

    turn it around, you're with some old wrinkled rich hag with a smelly wig and u go on vacation with two young babes
     
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    oh for fuck sake
     
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    The biggest lie is that any of the other people wanted Beth and Howard to tag along on the trip or enjoyed their company in any way.
     
  8. Mulletude

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    I find it hard to believe. Not the lie itself, that exchange just didn't happen. What is incredible is that they would even tell this fabrication and expect anyone other than Bobo or MFB to believe that horseshit. Unreal.
     
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    not to mention that the other dudes back has massive tattoos

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    Holy Christ!

    Ben Stern is in better shape!
     
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    it's a total lie, but I wonder if Beth made it up and told Howard just to BS him some more. The trouble with the lie is they included Molly, who knows the truth.
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...oh brother. beth will blow shit up my ass any time i ask her to robin.

    they went golfing but i didnt hear any hero stories, do you think jimmy was gentle when he took howard for a walk and explained he didnt really hit a ball 300 yards that the signs were just there to give it a real feel. poor wigward.
     
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    This is just another of their bullshit pre-written cutesy little stories they can keep re-telling, just like Howard thanking the seal.
     
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    On second thought... I am going to say that the story it true and Beth did tell him that...

    this just proves that he is so fucking delusional that he believe any horse shit that comes out of her mouth


    Howard you are a sucker
     
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    Molly may have said it, but in a sarcastically dry humor sort of way.

    Beth is just too stupid and the joke went over her head.
     
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    As a serious golfer, its his golf stories. It makes me literally insane when he says he drives the ball 250 yards, let alone his original whopper of 300 on his first swings. I might need to check myself into an institution if he tells one more golf lie and no one calls him on it.
     
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    lol. The puppets been doing that lately.

    Maybe he needs to end his streak. He's going off all half-cocked.
     
  19. GaryPuppet

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    Sorry. I've been up since 3am listening to all this horse shit.

    I was a little woozy when i finally got on the computer today.

    Sorry if i offended anyone by essentially posting the same thread that was already started.
     
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    We kid because we love. :hug: