News 'Bikini bandit' on the loose in Southern California

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    Investigators on Tuesday released photo of a "bikini bandit" who they said burglarized two California homes on June 4 and was still on the loose.

    The woman, wearing only a yellow bikini bottom and green top, stole valuables from locations in Lancaster and Lake Hughes, officials from the Santa Clarita Valley Sheriff's Station wrote in a Facebook post. She was seen driving from one of the homes in a tan sedan.

    A suspect has been identified, a detective told LA Weekly, but no one was in custody as of Wednesday morning.

    The swimsuited robber was caught on a security camera at one of the crime scenes, investigators said.

    She’s described as being in her late 30s, standing 5 feet, 5 inches and weighing 120 pounds.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/06/22/bikini-bandit-on-loose-in-southern-california.html
     
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    where does she put the loot? :wtf:
     
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    I can't tell if she's hot or looks like The crazy Pet Lady.
     
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    I see nice cans.
     
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    In her prison purse?
     
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    She must be a member of the wet bandits.

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    In her koot.
     
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    real nice thigh gap
     
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    50 bucks she turns tricks to support her crack habit.
     
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    She doesnt have to rob me.

    Just suck me off and take whatever she wants.
     
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    Pretty smart actually. If I saw a bikini lady at my neighbors the last thing I would think is burglary
     
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    She could stand to lose a few pounds, right Robin?
     
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    I beg to differ. If a girl is in good shape and wearing a bright colored bikini, my vision is locked on her from start to finish (pun).
     
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    I disagree, a girl in a bikini would be an 'attention getter' in my neighborhood.

    I wouldn't look twice at an old lady walking a dog.