Entertainment Bikini grandma busted for DUI

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Florida grandma in bikini arrested for DUI with grandson in car
    BY Deborah Hastings
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Tuesday, April 21, 2015, 5:35 PM
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    A bikini-clad grandmother failed several field sobriety tests and was arrested in front of her 10-year-old grandson in Florida. He was riding in the car with her when she rear-ended a stopped vehicle.
    A grandmother wearing only an itsy-bitsy bikini was arrested for alleged drunken driving after she plowed into the back of a stopped car with her 10-year-old grandson in her vehicle, police said.

    Patricia Ebel, 49, failed several field sobriety tests by the side of a Naples, Fla., road and was arrested at the scene, Collier County Sheriff's deputies said, according to WINK-TV.

    Her black BMW appeared to be totaled after she slammed into the rear of a car stopped at a traffic light. News footage shows the blond-haired woman in a stripped two-piece attempting to stand on one foot as deputies put her through the paces of sobriety tests.

    She declined to take a breath test and smelled strongly of alcohol, her arrest report said, according to the station.
     
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    I'll bet many things have slammed into her rear.

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    " Grandma, lets go out and get smashed. You're the best Grandma ever!"
     
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    They sure don't make Grandmas like they used to...
     
  5. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    I read grandma and think "old bag", then I see she's only a year older then me. :eek:
     
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    Not bad for pushing 50, but a bullshit move driving drunk with your 10 year old grandson.
     
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    Rode hard and put away wet...
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    She sure aint no grandma moses...
     
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    Guess I'd smash a granny
     
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    FLORIDA, BITCHES!!!:badger::beer::burp::crack::wino:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Looks like a "less used" version of my 1st ex. :eek:
     
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    not guilty.






    (After deliberation)
     
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    Mugshots tell it all.
     
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    Officer if I take my top off can I go free.
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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    What's with that stomach bulge- pregnant?
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    no thanks. there's no drunk like an old drunk.
     
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    Beer gut :dontknow:
     
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    looks sexy in the mugshot. But she shouldn't be wearing a bikini.
     
  20. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Guilty.