Bill Gates reinvents the toilet for brown people

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  1. Lucky Pierre

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    SEATTLE –
    Bill Gates today announced the winners of the Reinvent the Toilet Challenge—an effort to develop “next-generation” toilets that will deliver safe and sustainable sanitation to the 2.5 billion people worldwide who don’t have it.


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    The water provided for these functions is water that has been recycled and treated on-site in the back wall of the Blue Diversion Toilet. Guaranteeing safe and high quality water without high electricity requirements is possible only because the water, urine and faeces are separated into three different streams at source. The squatting toilet pan divides these three streams, and is especially designed to be easy to use for washers, and to prevent the splashing of urine. The Blue Diversion product range will be extended to a sitting model in 2015.
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    How about bombing them instead.
     
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    How long before someone is living in there. The shitter is nicer than the houses. And don't most of these animals shit out in the open, like dogs? I don't see them jumping through hoops to use this thing.
     
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    MrWarmth 1926-2017 GOD REST HIS SOUL Gold

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    A shithole for shitholes, if you will
     
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    Those must really be a bitch, if you have bad knees..:scratch:
     
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    piledriver123 Wonky hunter and Shed lover

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    How long till everybody in the town just stops to give a fuck???? I'd say maybe a week and its going to turn out the same way like the porta potty from the town just down the dirt road.

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    MrWarmth 1926-2017 GOD REST HIS SOUL Gold

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    That thing is creating a new life form :wtf:
     
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    Blue is a nice color but I'd make it in brown. It would blend in when they poop all over it.
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    White people are constantly trying to do things for brown people and it rarely works out.
     
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    They need this.
    The Toto ADA height, 1 piece with the Ultra Max 2 flushing action and soft close seat.
    A proven, hygienic, attractive and comfortable performer.
    Reasonably priced and available in several colors.

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    I'm sorry. It had to be done.

     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    I do, and was thinking the exact same thing.
     
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    Windows 10 sucks
     
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    Tell me where they are sending those thing so I can avoid going there. Those shitholes(Jackie laugh) probably weren't on my bucket(another Jackie laugh)anyway.
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Add on the Toto washlet and that be's the perfect toilet
     
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