Bill Gates wants you to build a better condom

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    No joke!!!
    (CNN) -- Bill Gates is putting out a call to inventors, but he's not looking for software, or the latest high-tech gadget. This time he's in search of a better condom.On its Grand Challenges website, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is offering a $100,000 startup grant to the person who designs "the next generation condom that significantly preserves or enhances pleasure" and promotes "regular use."It may sound like the setup for a joke, but the goal is deadly serious. While researchers call condoms one of the best ways to stop the spread of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, getting people to use them is another story.The foundation wants to see something that will lead men and women outside of a committed relationship to stop and think twice before having unprotected sex. The startup grant could lead to $1 million in further funding."Male condoms are cheap, easy to manufacture, easy to distribute, and available globally, including in resource-poor settings, through numerous well-developed distribution channels," the foundation says. Nevertheless, many people are reluctant to use them because they complain that prophylactics interfere with pleasure and intimacy. This creates "a trade-off that many men find unacceptable," the foundation notes.
     
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    Windows condoms ? okay!
     
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    I want Bill Gates to build a better OS. Oh and he can stop his education BS. The bottom line is that he doesn't take all that money in his charity and give it to the Government because he knows that it would be a bad investment. Instead he "partners" with them. He can suck my dick, with a regular old condom on it of course!
     
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    Windows premium condoms?
     
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    it's nature's (and darwin's) way of culling the herd...if people are too ignorant and too reluctant to use condoms, they're too stupid to live.
    how difficult is it to put a condom on your weiner?
     
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    yas!
     
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    Africa has a huge problem with over population and AIDS, yet they refuse to use condoms. Seriously what can be done with people like that? The answer to this is not building a better condom, but instilling some sense of self responsibility.
     
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    We try everything we can to do away with self responsibility in this country.
     
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    make one that feels like a huge cock on the outside and a sweet vagina pussy on the inside. win win cashin.
     
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    They won't work.
     
  11. Caldwell

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    Improve the condom? Ok how about making the thing half an inch think so breaks are impossible. Where my 100k?
     
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    The military should first put Bill on Guantanamo for all the money he have swindled from his customers.

    Anyone that have worked with IT knows how MSFT works. Its no wonder that they have been convicted numerous times of unfair business tactics. No wonder, since MSFT never have done a good product. In history...
     
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    "microsoft"
     
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    bwahahahahaaaa
     
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    Get to work on those fuck robots. If people had a passable vaginal alternative, the world might be a better place.

    Pros - less p2p fucking/less STD's and pregnancies. People stop going to clubs and bars in search of drunk pussy, DUI's decrease.

    Cons - people stop going to work, stay at home and fuck their robot all day. The poor continue to outfuck the rich, leading to the downfall of society.