Bill Maher calls dumb teabagger debate “A tsunami of stupid.” lol

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  1. Ving

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    08.07.1510:37 PM ET
    Bill Maher Rips ‘Sexist’ and ‘Thin-Skinned’ Donald Trump
    The host of HBO’s ‘Real Time with Bill Maher’ ripped into the GOP’s 2016 presidential candidates’ performances during their first televised debate—especially The Donald’s.

    “A tsunami of stupid.” That’s how Bill Maher, the chest-thumping satirist at the helm of Real Time with Bill Maher, described the first round of televised GOP presidential debates.

    Returning from a month off the air, the HBO host didn’t mince words, describing Thursday night’s Fox News-presented merry-go-round of bellowing, entitled men as pretty much the worst trip imaginable.

    “Have you ever taken ecstasy? It was the opposite of that,” joked Maher. “For a minute there, I thought I was watching a Comedy Central Roast of the U.S. Constitution.”

    Maher also suggested that, since the debate was on Fox News, and the network’s authoritarian ruler Roger Ailes “doesn’t like Trump,” that he issued an edict for the hosts to lay into The Donald—more so than the rest of the dais.

    “The word came down, ‘Get Trump! Kill this fucking Rosemary’s Baby monster in its black crib! I swear, that’s exactly what he said,” declared Maher. “So, they let Trump speak three times more than anybody else—and he did. He revealed himself to be nasty, boorish, sexist, ignorant, smug. What they forgot is that’s what the Republicans love about him!”

    “They all want to get rid of Planned Parenthood. They talk about vaginas like they’re the Northern Lights: ‘I’ve never seen it, but my friend has. I hear it’s breathtaking.’”
    “To understand today’s Republican Party, you have to understand that despite the fact that they had on the stage five governors, three senators, and a brain surgeon, first and foremost they wanted to get the opinion of Donald Trump—a ham-colored cartoon character from I Love the ‘80s. Once you accept that, the rest of the night makes perfect sense,” continued Maher.

    The oh-so-typical right-wing talking points brought up during the debate—immigration, ISIS, Planned Parenthood—also irked Maher, who branded the entirely male group of GOP candidates sexist.

    “That’s all they have to sell: fear,” said Maher. “The entire slate of them up there seemed entirely unaware of the fact that women can now vote. Megyn Kelly asked Trump right off the bat about Trump calling women ‘fat pigs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘dogs.’ Trump’s answer? ‘I don’t have time for political correctness.’ He’s like one of those construction workers from the ‘70s who goes, ‘Nice tits. Oh, what? I can’t compliment a lady anymore?’ It’s crazy.”

    He added, “They all want to get rid of Planned Parenthood. They talk about vaginas like they’re the Northern Lights: ‘I’ve never seen it, but my friend has. I hear it’s breathtaking.’”

    Following his monologue, the Real Time host predicted that Marco Rubio and Carly Fiorina would be the Republican Party’s 2016 presidential ticket, and fired another shot at Trump, who last year filed (and later withdrew) a $5 million lawsuit against Maher for a joke he made about his birth certificate.

    “Donald Trump sued me last year,” said Maher. “He is the most thin-skinned person in the world.”
     
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    Because Bill Maher is big news.

    I think you just posted this because you love to type the word Teabagger.
     
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    I was watching his show this weekend and it appears he's growing a mullet. It's a good look.
     
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    Hey, it's not teabagger, it's dumb teabagger. :backlol2:
     
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    great thread, dumbest poster on the site.
     
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    "great thread" says dumbest poster on this site.
     
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    lol from the idiot who thinks Murdock secretly wants Hillary elected.
     
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    I wonder if he'll donate $1 million to Hillary's campaign like he did for Obama. Maybe he won't get as much "lib cred" for donating that much money to a 70 year old white woman as he got for donating to the hip "Rock star" black guy's campaign. He's such a shithead that, either way, the country's main problem, that he'll highlight on his stupid show 4 years from now, will always be those "Evil White Men" who are afraid of Blacks, Gays, and Vaginas...
     
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    pediatric neurosurgeon at johns hopkins
    penn and wharton grad
    harvard law and princeton grad

    seems pretty dumb
     
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    Ok crazy one, just keep cheering for your favorite gay republican.


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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    ving is just so unlikable. i hate to beat up on someone with his limitations, but he really needs an attitude adjustment
     
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    Trump said he's is going to build a 2000 mile wall and have Mexico pay for it. Only a dumbass like you thinks someone who says this is smart.
     
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    :haha:
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    nice straw men.
    oh, by the way, the economy is shrinking. i know an illiterate toddler like yourself would have no way of knowing this, but it's actually true.

    way to pwn yourself in your own meme.
    uneducated and unemployed is no way to go through life, son.
     
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    Full employment, say it you dope.
     
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    Yeah, they are actually...

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    resumes seem to suggest otherwise
     
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    I like him. :)
     
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