**Billy Joel concert for kitten cancer ranch day 05-09-14**

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  1. Nemo

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    Happy Birthday Billy
    Born: May 9, 1949 (age 65)



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    Booey: "Billy's people demanded a shitty piano so he could complain about it. We wanted to get him a bigger one..."
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    [video=youtube;ljWm1Fcamko]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljWm1Fcamko[/video]
     
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    Beth has already started crying
     
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    An old movie trick. Pluck out a nose hair and the tears flow like magic. Her Costa Rican maid/slave is polishing her funeral/smart glasses as we speak
     
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    It has to bite Billy the wrong way as Howard keeps insinuating that ALL PROCEEDS will be donated to BFF.
     
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    How many free tickets did Howard demand from team Billy?
    You know that cheap wigged fuck didn't even buy any tickets!
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    The wig is probably charging an appearance fee with his usual 30 page rider.
     
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    Team Billy has to provide lighting to Sterns VIP section.
    Did Wiggy hire a camera dude to video tape HIM during this historic event?

    What 'outfit' will Howard wear?
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    Will Billy shoehorn Beth & Howard into a song?

    A bottle of white
    A bottle of Beth
    Perhaps a bottle of rosé instead
     
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    Billy.....Look at ME!
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    Will Howard wear all black? How about a scarf?

    Beth has to get up extra early today so she can clean litter boxes and try on 20 gaudy outfits.
     
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    Come out Beth, don't let me wait
    You Catholic girls start much too late
     
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    is the concert tonight?
     
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    Beth can polish off a bottle of white AND a bottle of red in one lonely afternoon in her "Girl's Room"
     
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    If Joel donates "the entire proceeds" of tonight's concert, as Stern claims Joel will, that will be more than enough to fund the $7,000,000 vanity wing over at NSAL. If Stern continues to ask for funds after tonight, the NY State Attorney General should look into what's going on here
     
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    Little Beth Ostrosky was once an Arabian's whore

    At night she became a bartender
     
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    some days i envy unemployed alcoholics.