Billy Joel is a SUCKER

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  1. chapped

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    How Billy Joel’s three wives stole his heart and his money

    http://pagesix.com/2014/10/26/how-billy-joels-three-wives-stole-his-heart-and-his-money/


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    By 2002, Joel was again deeply depressed and drinking heavily. He was touring with Elton John, and one night had an onstage meltdown at the Garden, randomly shouting out famous battle sites: “Bunker Hill! Antietam!” (In 2011, John publicly castigated Joel on his drinking. Their relationship has never really recovered.)

    Between 2002 and 2004, Joel had three car accidents on Long Island, once smashing into a house. He later blamed bad street lighting, local wildlife, his poorly constructed Citroën and 9/11. He checked into rehab but never bought into it. “The fact is, I like to drink,” Joel told Schruers. “Sometimes too much.”

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    Billy Joel and Katie LeePhoto: FilmMagic

    The one bright spot was Katie Lee, a college girl from Ohio whom he had picked up in the lobby of the Peninsula Hotel. After graduating, she moved into Joel’s house in the Hamptons, and in 2004, they married. Joel was 55, Lee 23 — just four years older than his daughter, Alexa.

    They moved into a $4 million loft in Tribeca. Just months into the marriage, Joel was in rehab again.

    After a stint at Betty Ford, Lee — herself an aspiring culinary star — encouraged him to get back out on the road, and he began playing live again. In 2008, while touring with Elton John, Joel kept seeing photos of Lee at premieres and gallery openings — and one in particular, of her dancing closely with another man at Art Basel in Miami.

    “Those photos looked bad,” Lee told Schruers. She denied an affair.

    As the marriage unraveled, Joel held out hope. He told Lee he wanted to go to a therapist. She began talking about furniture. “I realized, ‘It’s not going to happen. We’re over . . . Just don’t send me messages, don’t leave me cute little phone calls, don’t tease me, don’t f- -k with me, just end it. ’Cause I’m an old man now, a vulnerable man. Don’t do that to an old guy.’ ”

    They divorced in 2009. Today, Joel lives in Oyster Bay with his girlfriend of five years, a 33-year-old former hedge funder. He is in no rush to marry again, but, ever the romantic, remains on good terms with all his exes, even Weber. His philosophy, say all of them, is to look for the good in people, believe in it, and try again.

    “You can have all the money in the world, you can have mansions, you can have properties, you can have yachts, you can have limousines, you can have motorcycles,” he told Schruers. But without love, “it doesn’t mean a goddamn thing.


    Billy Joel is a SUCKER


     
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    Stopped reading after this! Needed no more! Hilarious! :jj:
     
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    Its a three front attack... that being the battering ram
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    For posts like this, you should get like a year free gold membership.

    Awesome! Already the thread to beat for 2015.
     
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    IIRC, Katie used the same tried and true Yoko patented gold digger method of saying that she really didn't know who Billy was when they met - her Mom told her. I hope she didn't receive much from the divorce, but i get the idea she made out pretty well. Billy should have known better than to marry her, and should have been treated better.
     
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    He didn't suffer any financial setbacks with his divorce from Brinkley...he had an iron clad pre-nup that gave her a measly one million dollars upon their divorce. The only thing he had to settle on was child support for Alexa.
     
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    I agree.... its the same con .... find emotionally crippled zillionaire feed him lines to build up ego and then cash in

    look at the 60 mins clip and just focus on Howard's face... he is smitten buying the bullshit..

    after that she could have said she was collecting his underpants for profit and Howard would have bought it


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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...rk-townhouse-received-divorce-settlement.html

    Billy Joel's ex-wife makes $11.65m as she sells the luxury New York townhouse she received in divorce settlement

    By Daily Mail Reporter
    Updated: 04:53 EST, 11 February 2011


    Billy Joel's third ex-wife Katie Lee has sold the luxurious New York townhouse she got as part of her generous divorce payout. The cookbook author and former Top Chef host split from the Piano Man in 2009 after five years of marriage.

    The singer had paid $5.9 million for the West Village home in 2006, and one renovation and a Nate Berkus redesign later, Katie Lee decided she wanted $12.9 million for her once-happy home.



     
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    Katie took the money and ran. She was young and stupid. Beff is older and knows what it's like "dating" men as a profession for years and years. She's in on the long-con with Howie: bang him once in a while, put up with his whiney insecurity but live in opulence while waiting for the big payoff.
     
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    Beth is greedy and wants money AND fame....
    She knows that access to red carpets becomes harder to come by after a divorce.

    Now had ANY of Beth's shows made it THEN she gets the fuck out of that marriage

    Katie just wanted the money and lifestyle and cashed in
     
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    I like Billy Joel.

    Don't like Howard.

    Katie and Beth are pimples on the ass of rich, and in Billy's case talented men. Fuck them.
     
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    :hilarious: That's a great post xavier, kudos!
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    Wgas/Wgaf.
     
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    Katie?
     
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    Katie also has actual skill, people buy her books and watch her shows, unlike the one who claims to not want fame.
     
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    to be fair the frog in my fish tank has more talent than Beth

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  18. wife is a whore

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    Joel's big fuck up was not treating Katie Lee like the golddigging whore she is. If he would have kept her on a short leash, and made her jump through hoops to get spending money, they would still be together. You treat a whore like a human and they will will turn you into a pathetic old cuckold in the blink of an eye.
     
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    Billy?
     
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    yes?