Billy Joel Italian Restaraunt redux

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  1. Notfunorfunny

    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    10 bottles of red, a big bag of white, after those gummers I have no appetite. I 'll buy you anything you want as lOng as your my trophy wife cunt.
     
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    "Maybee on ze air is not for you."
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    "Get rid of these wives shit! Let's fuck some whorezzz!"

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    Hey Mom, bad news. Dad's drinking again.
     
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    Beef's mentor. The original.

    One time @monsoon called her "The Human Pube" :jj:

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    He is a midget with overrated music. Fuck him
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Dude I am fkn dying laughing . Mentor in g digging . That is some funny shit. Top man
     
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    What is this whores name?
     
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    She wrote "The Golddigger's Manual". Anna Nicole Smith was good. Katie Lee took golddigging to an art form.
     
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    Kati Lee Joel. Apparently she wrote "Piano Man" because she's been slutting it up in the Hamptons on millions of Billy's money for years.

    Here she is telling Cankleina the "no foreplay needed" trick:


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    Dude this redux is for us the fans lol. Like Alan Holmes who said after winning the song contest with the immortal Jackie is a drunk. I wanted an approachable song. One everyone could sing.
     
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    Dude if as Cylon correctly asserts that Katie Lee is Beefs mentor that makes Beef the whoreprentice.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    . The original. Such heartfelt reverence. Fkn priceless.
     
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    That must annoy Billy and his daughter no end. Today i told a girl i will not marry her because all my money goes to my son. Guess the reaction?

    Relax bud. Nobody gives a shit about your trailer
    fuck you, fuck your kid
    i am pregnant and its your child
     
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    It was fuck you. Fuck your kid.
    I thought we were in love.
    Anyhow.
     
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    7You need to get drunk, listen to the blues and eat chicken fingers
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    :cwl:
     
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    Matching outfits? Nah...just the uniform for their little club of Hamptons Gold Diggers Opposite-of-Anonymous-Because-We-All-DESERVE-To-Be-As-Famous-As-The-Guys-We-Are-Stealing-From Club.

    Cunts.