Bionic penis!

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Man who penis ripped off as a child now has 8 inch bionic replacement thanks to pioneering surgery
    BY Laurie Hanna
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Saturday, August 22, 2015, 8:54 AM
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    The bionic penis was created thanks to pioneering surgery.
    A man whose penis was ripped off as a child has been fitted with an 8 inch bionic replacement.

    Mohammed Abad, 43, has undergone pioneering surgery over the last three years to have the new fully-functioning penis fitted.

    He lost his genitals in a horrific accident aged six when he was hit by a car and dragged for 600 yards.

    Surgeons started crafting a proper replacement three years ago with a skin graft taken from his arm.

    Abad’s manhood has two tubes along its length which inflate with fluid when he presses a button on his testicles.

    Abad, from Edinburgh, Scotland, told The Sun: “When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button.

    “And when you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds.

    “I have pump in my testicles, so when I want to have sex, I pump it up, inflate it and the fluid makes its way into the tubes and that gives me an erection.

    “And after that, I deflate it when I’m finished.”

    Abad, who is divorced and currently single,, had his final operation last month at University College London and said: “I would tell a future partner. Some ladies might want to try it out.”

    Now the security guard wants to have kids, and dreams of having kids which he described as “a miracle”.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Good for him..And they gave him 8 inches!!
     
  3. johnfreeman1

    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    Going on my christmas list
     
  4. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    I wonder what this Frankenpenis looks like?

    I'm asking for a friend.
     
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    Abad, :grouch:
     
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    But is it beer can thick ?
     
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    Sounds exactly like the useless gross looking fake penis's female to male transaexuals can get... except they have an enlarged clit to go along with that gross arm tube they make. This guy doesn't even have that.
     
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    Whoa! This is great news for at least one guy here who can use this operation. He is kind of Short.
     
  9. natepig

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    I'm from Edinburgh and will now be looking out for a middle aged brown security guard.
     
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    4 inches is fine.
     
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    I love cock stories, but bionic cock? Ooga
     
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    8 inch?!?!?!

    Damn.

    But if you're going to get the surgery to get something sewed on, why not go for the fucking motherload - 10 to 12 inches.

    I'd want to leave that room with an obnoxiously HUGE cock. I mean, no woman in their right mind is going to do ANYTHING with something that looks like that so you might as well make it a double-fist jerk off situation, right?
     
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    Krinkle What?

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    Do NOT do a google search for bionic cock....

    :dropjaw:
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    The thought of inflating and deflating of testicles makes my balls hurt.
     
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    Ha! I thought I was the only pervert whose first thought was that. :giggle:
     
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    hot
     
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    Can he even feel it? Surely he can't get any pleasure from it? They've essentially fitted him with an inflatable strap-on.
     
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