Bird shows what he thinks about the game of soccer

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Bird Poops In Manchester United Winger Ashley Young’s Mouth

    They say that when you suffer from something as disgusting as a bird unleashing fecal matter on you from the skies above, good fortune will follow as the universe balances itself out.
    I, for one, have never been a believer that bird poop is good luck, mostly because I feel like the unluckiest person in the world when it happens. But looking back on the pair of times its happened to me, I feel pretty lucky when compared to Manchester United winger Ashely Young.
    Young was barking out some orders to his teammates during a game when he opened his mouth at just the right wrong time. I feel dirty even describing it, so take a look yourself:


     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    God loves bukkake.
     
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    My god that is gross