Bit of an awkward situation at work today....

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  1. Daveindiego

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    Apparently I said to a black guy 'you're my negro'. :wtf:

    I forgot my hardhat back at the shop, and a coworker called me from the receiving dept to let me know that it was there, and that 'Darren' would have it. I said back to the guy that called me 'cool, Darren is my neighbor, he's got my back', to which the guy who called me said to 'Darren' "Hey, Dave says you are his negro". When he got back on the phone, I told him "I said neighbor, dude. He lives next to me." and my coworker, who is black as well, said 'Oh'.


    When I got back to the shop to grab my hardhat, 'Darren' kind of looked at me funny.

    And he lives across the alley from me.

    :c
     
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    The big takeaway from this thread is my ability to interact with different races.

    I'm a great guy like that.

    :c
     
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    Kill him now. Before shit really hits the fan
     
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    Oh I thought they found the body
     
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    I'm not going to post the picture, but....

    You gonna get raped
     
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    You called him the N word? :eek:
     
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    :ixnay:


    Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Ixnay on the ody-bay.
     
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    I once called someone my nigga in TJ. And got thrown off a balcony.

    Got up and kept dancing. Guy felt bad and brought me some shots down stairs. :cheer:
     
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    On a related side note...


    Starting work on a new ship. Female CO. I'm ready to get married.
     
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    Your frizzy old lady hair must look hilarious sticking out of a hard hat.
     
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    Back in '98-'99, I was calling EVERYONE 'my nigga'. I worked with a black dude, and he showed up one day, and I said 'Whats up My Nigga'. Awk-Ward.:facepalm:

    I literally stopped using that term from that moment forward.
     
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    give him some of your weed. no problem.



    and if you want some of my Xanax, figure out how i can send it to you.
     
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    Cool story Dave :coffee:
     
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    Damn.

    You have some serious fag issues, bro. You think about my appearance way too much. Way gay.
     
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    That's what you get for being a Reggie lover. :coffee:
     
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    LOL these days I just call the 15 year olds on call of duty A group of lovely people

    I have grown up some
     
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    El torito?
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    :bigthink

    a.) Dude, I can't start waving weed around the yard. C'mon now.

    b.) 'Some' of?