CCTV Bitch is a proper English word---You better properly serve me

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Okay, which one of you Canadian women hating Dawgshedders is this?




    Idiot at 3 in the morning freaking out McDonalds staff and customers because he couldn't get a Jr chicken.

    • Dude trying repeatedly to “explain” to the woman behind the counter, who iscalling the cops, that “bitch” is in fact a “proper English word.”
    • Dude raising the important Men’s Rights issue of how come he can’t hit women but he can hit men?
    • Dude raising the equally important Men’s Rights issue of how come women get all mad when men hold doors open for them?
    • The unseen guy who tells angry dude “don’t even look over here for help” when angry dude turns to the crowd for support. “You’re on your own, buddy,” the unseen fellow adds.
    • Dude positively AGHAST that someone would call the cops on him “cause I wanted proper service. And you’re not properly servicing me.”
    • Dude realizing that “servicing” sounds vaguely salacious. and adding “maybe you should get on your knees.”
    • The inevitable shout of “Worldstar” near the end.
     
  2. Stretch5000

    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    Dude got it all backwards. When McDonald's runs out of your favorite food, you're supposed to call the cops. Not have the cops called on you.
     
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    :jj:

    Keep eating those happy meals, fat slob.
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    I made it to 1:30...that dude is annoying as fuck
     
  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    nice bitch tits :hhh:
     
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    I want my bacon jalapeno mac and cheese!
     
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    Cops should have sealed the doors from the outside and pumped in their car exhausts.
     
  8. Sleep

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    That dudes arm/hand gestures make me wanna smack him.
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    John Hein says calling someone a bitch delays your order. Better to just call her a cunt.
     
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    I'm failing to see the problem here
     
  11. HowieStearn

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    the cops didnt come
     
  12. EndOfLine

    EndOfLine PLATINUM SPONSOR 2010 OG VIP

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    This video is so awesome.

    That mac and cheese must be AMAZING to get expelled over.
     
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    Lotsa latent homosexuality going on in that dude
     
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  14. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    I was thinking the same thing. He either doesn't like petunia or can't get any.
     
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    "Equal rights" = punching women...

    Dafuq?

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