Bitch Lets Dude Tattoo His Name on her Face for Valentine's Day

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  1. Diogenes1

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    A tattoo artist convinced his girlfriend -- of less than 24 hours -- to allow him to ink his name on her face. Lesya Toumaniantz from Saransk, Russia, allowed Rouslan Toumaniantz to sign 'Ruslan' over her face in giant Gothic script on the day they met, the Daily Mail reports. The pair - who'd met on an online chat room - say they quickly fell 'head over heels in love' and soon after met in Moscow, Russia, where they decided to get married.


     
  2. Popeye Saavedra

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    If you lived in Russia, you might do stupid shit like this too.
     
  3. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    those Moscow girls really knock me out . . .
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Don't give Dev any ideas
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    might be the dumbest bitch ever.
     
  6. Ryan Lever

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    What the fuck?
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    When they break up she can always get a cover-up tattoo.
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

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    Nah, chicks can be pretty fucking stupid. This ain't shit.
     
  9. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    that's why I said :quote: might be :quote:
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

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    Hold me.
     
  11. Diogenes1

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    what's worse is that she would tattoo his name on her snatch . . .
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    :hug:

    ok
     
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    I'm a sucker for an old time romance, what can I say :dontknow: I'm get a little teary thinking of them telling the story to their great grandchildren one day, Just like a Normansky Rockwellovitch painting......
     
  14. Ryan Lever

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    My neck tat is better :p
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Money well spent
     
  16. Diogenes1

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    . . . and she was good-looking. I can almost justify it if she was ugly, then she'd have nothing to lose. But she looks like she might have been hawt. Not any more!
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

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    Not there. Down here. :c
     
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    that's like a fat girl trying on earrings. There's nothing those earrings are helping out.
     
  19. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Does your daughter have a matching neck tattoo?
     
  20. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    you didn't say "down there", silly boy!! but okay!!