Bitcoin help please

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  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Can SOMEBODY please explain to me how I can buy ONE friggin bitcoin?

    I've been online trying to find a process for 3 hours.
     
  2. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits very angry indeed Gold

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    You can buy bitcoin funds through any brokerage account... GBTC is one
     
  3. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    coinbase is suppose to be the quickest and easiest..but i havent used it in a couple of years
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Calling all scammers.
     
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  5. ice cream

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    kind of a hassle to link up accounts,etc
     
  6. eliasbboy

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    I should clarify. I see how to do it, but it takes a few days to complete the transaction.

    Is there any way I can use cash or credit card (not with internet scams obviously) to buy 1 bitcoin and had it in my bitcoin wallet soon?
     
  7. eliasbboy

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    I set everything up there, but if I paid for one today it won't be available until 4/5. :pissed:
     
  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Elias is trying to hire a hitman to off his wife.
     
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  9. WillyBest

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    First I'm going to need all your vCash so I can Paypal you a JPG.
     
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  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    it's called Buttcoin and its for retards
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

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    This is why you have the Locky virus
     
  12. Dream Theater

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    You can do that thru bitcoin? :happyhappy:
     
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    Gary, my dear friend. :nojj:
     
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    Simmer down, Garbear.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    eliasboy just got PAGED!!
     
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  16. eliasbboy

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    I just hung up with the FBI. Don't make me call them back and give them your info. :slap:
     
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    :hole: Mod work is tougher than I thought.
     
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    Garbear on a mad mad tear today. First trying to call out and humiliate dawg and now going after Elias.
    :ban:
     
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  20. WillyBest

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    @Anfkid really dropping the ball on this. :facepalm:
     
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