Bits that need to be retired: Ben/Rae inpersonations, Eric/Jeff acting parts

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 8, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Both are just time fillers and are neither fun or funny or interesting any longer.

    Turn the page please. Come up with something new and original.
     
  2. Gusbuss

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    You are so right. Ben and rea were fun the first million times.
     
  3. HowieStearn

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    His impressions of his parents still make me chuckle time to time, but the problem is that Stern is just not spontaneously funny anymore. That and/or he's not getting fed any funny lines (BENJY, Fred). So he drags the parental impression bits on too long, desperately searching for a punch-line. He doesn't end up finding as many of them like he used to.

    The musical/opera bits were never fun nor funny. Those should end.
     
  5. KShow

    KShow New Member Banned User

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    Robin songs

    ...always fast-forward
     
  6. F Vick

    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    How about that AWFOE indian accent he does for EVERYTHING? I hate that more than words can say
     
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    more kitten segments
     
  8. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Everybody in the studio roars out laughing whenever he does his parents, so they must be funny.
     
  9. Divorce Chicken

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    No more Kennedys either.
     
  10. SomerSky

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    I'm sick of anything that has to do with Robin parody songs, she's not remotely attractive, nor do those sloppy boobs do anything for anyone.
     
  11. DaBUU

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    Stop complaining just because now he's all in.
     
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    Anything Fratto submits needs to be tossed into the can. He's behind all of the etm bits. That's what eric was refering to about everything he does is fixed. It's all scripted.
     
  13. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Oh and the Ventura/Stern ticket for President shit has got to stop immediately.
     
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    The whole show.
     
  15. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    Ben and Rae impressions can be funny once out of every eight or nine times or so. I think that still qualifies as a great bit for the Stern show these days.

    The "Math" bit where Howard goes through the motions of trying to add, subtract or multiply a couple numbers has been done 10,000 times and needs to just stop. He did it during the Beth interview where Beth said they've saved about 3 dozen cats and Howard replied with, "OK, so one dozen is 12..... hold on Robin, I've got this...... OK, one dozen is 12, so that means 2 dozen would be....... wait, 24, OK......" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OMG, LOLZ, ROFL
     
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    Have you ever served in the service? Ya ok, Thank ya for your service!
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    /thread
     
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    havent listened in years, however the ben/rae bit was one of the few i still enjoyed

    fah

    shut up, sit down
     
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    Hated the Cousin Brucie stuff. Just sounds headache inducing noise. I don't even know who Cousin Brucie is, so that makes it even worse.
     
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    1. Cousin Brucie 2. Parents 3. Math 4.Fergie fucked all the BEP 5.Beth is an angel and is going to heaven 6.Kennedys 7."Made" a party *in my honor* 8. Gays are better than everyone on planet earth (I'm for gay rights too, but my throat hurts from all the shoving he's doing) 9.Abortion (see 8. for same reason) 9.Varvatos 10.AGT *just a list, no particular order. They are all equally irriatating